first. you need to go to a departement store,hardware store or what ever.

second : buy yourself tinfoil roll packs..

third: take that tinfoil. unroll. shape it in the form of a hat.

fourth : put said hat on you head.

fifth : grab beers. and look at all the backlash oasis is getting

sixth : laught as u never did before!

seven : log in the game.

eight : post the link to this thread in group mail.