Inspired by the little known Christmas song "Jingle bells", with some slight differences can be sing to the same tune.

Dashing through the snow, in Konoha’s main square

To a tiny home we go, let’s see who is there?

A young shinobi lad, in the springtime of his youth

But his gifts are kinda bad, if I have to tell the truth

’Kettlebells, weight lift belts make perfect giftmas gifts!’

Rock Lee also wrapping in his dashing green outfit.

’Kettlebells, weight lift belts, can’t go wrong with these

Sakura will be so pleased she’ll surely give me a kiss!’

Outside Konoha, in an underground retreat

The Taka squad prepares, a fancy Christmas feast

Yugo got the tree, Suigetsu napping

It’s the same old story, every year Karin does everything, oh!

Hashi cells, Hashi cells, the answer to it all

Orochimaru sama’s jaw will drop to the floor

Jingle bells, Karin yells, ’you’re slacking all day

Lets see when he hears about this what Sasuske kun will say’