that's not Dosu

This, every thing this person said is correct.

This game is dead, has been for a long time, and we now have the most unimaginative players in any MMO literally begging for a character that removes any modi* of gameplay and is a 10 round auto leech character that requires no team cohesion, no strategy, no timing, no player input whatsoever. There are people in comas with enough brain activity to use 6p teams.

Instead of begging to be one of the boring clones, use the time before his breaks to cultivate characters that will allow you to beat all the rubbish players who will be depending on him to carry them.