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okay

so since good old dosu did a fanfiction mentioning idontcare

i thought… “hey, why don’t we enter the fanfiction contest too with a gaiden chapter of ADLDICLPNO?”

He talked to me about it, and I said sure.

*cough* eventhoughitsdelayingepisode20byevenlongerthanbefore *cough*

I'm just gonna pray none of the images broke this time. But even if they did, you can still see the unbroken fanfiction here: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/12DfyhPh9fBbv9_AREcfT5NBFqoHPGUuD)

It's chapter 19.75 by the way.

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 19.75: Second Anniversary Special

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

Images provided by Do I Care?

Generic Suna Nin portrait drawn by Tiami upon request. Thanks again.

Disclaimer: The following is a non profit, fanbased… blah blah blah blah who cares

So Idontcare, how’d the night at the bar go with your friend Jack?

Jack and Abe talked with a babe, and she looked very tame.

Then Jack got a scare and thirty gray hairs, cause Orochimaru was her name!

What the trap is wrong with your village?

It’s called the Hidden Weed Leaf village for a reason.

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 19.75: 2nd Anniversary Fanfiction Contest Entry

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

We’re gonna plan for an AWESOME Anniversary Festival!

And YOU’RE going to help me.

ha

Ha

HA

No.

You’re going to come to the festival, right, Suna girl without a name yet??

…

…

…

Aren’t you going to say something?

…

my silence is just another word for my pain.

yOu oKAY?

I went to the corner store!

THEY DIDN’T HAVE ANY CORNERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS

Come on Suna girl without a name yet, what’s going on?

WHAT PART OF “NO” DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?

Um, the “NO” part!

It’s okay guys, I can take over planning the festival! I don’t mind!

gently caress, SHUT UP!

Why would YOU want to plan the festival?

Eeeeeeeeeaaasy setup for you and that Suna girl who still doesn’t have a name yet?

Oh.

Well in that case, go for it! You have my approval.

Now for Phase 1 of my genius plan.

Hey unnamed Suna girl, we have a special role for you in this festival. I need your attention, can we talk about it now?

Why is it called a bathroom in the school if there’s nO BATHS WHAT THE TR-

Soooooo… I think the Suna chick’s avoiding you.

WHAT?

Uh… you okay buddy?

You were supposed to help me! How come you can’t fix this.

I dunno.

HMM?

If the #2 pencil is the best, why is it still #2?

•••

...So what’s going on? You seem off.

Caaaaaaaan you turn me on?

…

Hahaa, just kidding. I’m not a light switch.

...I wonder how many people I can tick off with empty gift boxes for the anniversary.

You bought so many gifts for people. Even for Kurama and Orochimaru!

naaaah those are the empty boxes.

NICE.

I really do love celebrations like this. It’s a time where friends and family can get together, and where people can bring positive spirit everywhere… to everyone around them.

too bad i dont have a family

Meep