Shikamaru.
Q: Women are a nuisance...
A: Yes, women are impossible to fathom.

Ohh, need a lot new info :D

Kankuro: "Careful not to catch a crow!"

A: "This is the crow thats been following you for the longest time. It looks great."

Kurenai: "Genjutsu is sometimes even more powerful than ninjutsu."

A: "Really? I want to learn genjutsu too!"

Asuma: "Shikamaru has gone out on a mission. Come play chess with me."

A: "Okay. I've always wanted to learn a few tricks from you."

Haku: "From what I see, it's very hard to become a ninja who can let go of everything."

A: "People aren't vegetables. Who could be so cruel?"

Choji: "I'm not a fat pig or anything. I'm just curvaceous!"

A: "Yey, curviness!"

Neji: "Is our fate really fixed?"

A: "Submitting to ones fate is the sign of a coward!"

"Naruto has brighter eyes than me."

A: "Because Naruto is not bothered by wordly judgments?"

Hinata: "I hope Naruto would look at me..."

A: "You've been working so hard. It'll make him really glad!"

Shino: "We've had a contract with the insects ever since we were born."

A: "Doesn't it feel rotten to be stuck inside the body of an insect?"

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Haku: "I want to realize Zabuza sensei's dream. For this, I can become a real ninja."

A: "So when are you going to start living for youself then?"

"Without dreams, unneeded by anybody, then there is only pain."

A: "You need to become stronger. Look at Naruto now."

Choji: "The last piece of food is the essence of delicacies. I won't let anyone else have it!"

A: "I think so too. he last is the best!"

Asuma: "I've been thinking recently, how can I make Flying Sparrow stronger?"

A: "Why don't we try injecting some chakras and see?"

"What kind of flower should I buy for Kurenai after my patrol today?"

A: "Roses! The symbol of love!"

Kankuro: "Collecting puppets is such a happy event!"

A: "It's always so much fun to do what you love!"

Kakuzu: "Can't we have a higher value wanted mission?"

A: "It's the same concept of murder, why such a big difference in price?"

Jiraiya: "I trust the people of this world, that one day there will be no diversion, and will be trustworthiness among one another."

A: "That day is worth waiting for."

Konan: "I hope the next time I see you a flower of hope will blossom from your heart."

A: "Dreams will never wither."

Shikamaru: "Do you know the meaning of risks?"

A: "It's about defending the dream and future of Konoha."

Killer Bee: "Man should talk with their fists! Yo!"

A: "Then let's give it a try!"

Pain - Ningendo: "Konoha really makes people uncomfortable"

A: "You'll get used to it eventually."

Guy: "Wear the trainers I made specially for training."

A: "Alright, put on your trainers and feel the power running in you!"

Konan: "The Akatsuki is the most heartwarming home".

A: "But all Akatsuki has brought to the other ninja villages is pain and iciness".

I thought we heve info about Hashirama ^^'

Hashirama: "What's a ninja?"

A: "People who persists and endures, only to achieve their heart desires"

"Protecting important people or things is a ninja's responsibility."

A: "Is this so-called bond?"

"Has Tsunade become a Hokage?"

A: "Right. Tsunade is a great Hokage."