Mizu ;D
As promised, here's my take. I can try and work a few alternate teams later because right now this is lacking in the debuff clear and heal department... But this is also very, very scary to look at.

Top:
This team will take a hit and keep dishing out the damage no issue. Plus the jigokudo is well protected. This will be the last team to die.
https://image.ibb.co/mM4Ay5/Desktop_4_27_2017_3_58_44_AM_780.png

Middle:
The first team to die, *ttt.... Sage and Windblade guarantee a turn one nagato... Turn one. Teamwide shield and buff cancel.. My only concern is that the AI might not pick the best team to use it on. However, ranked meta tends to lean towards lots of shields and superbuffing a team to dominate, so this can only mean good things. Sage tends to be prioritized for mystery use, so unless he's controlled I imagine turn two will be a sage mystery pretty much every time. After that is just rinse and repeat. The chase might seem a little weird, but its set up so that you can spread all that nasty (lovely) control hidden in this teams chases. The whole field is at risk, no enemy is safe ;D
https://image.ibb.co/jmzcd5/Desktop_4_27_2017_4_08_55_AM_47.png

Bottom:
This team is scary to look at. The chase isnt too impressive until you consider just how hard each of these ninja's chases hit. If you manage to proc that 10 combo wall (with konan and minato thats not hard) then it gets even better. You're constantly spreading tag all over the field. Every member of this team hits HARD. Hidan loves tag. Even if hidan is down, though, tag is always nice to have. Light main fits in nicely in move 4: After the rest of the field has done its thing, light main will move in to assasinate his targets. He also provides that lovely lifesteal for the entire field to help offset the lack of healing. He will also only get stronger as the battle draws out. His arena passive isn't appreciated enough, in my opinion.
https://image.ibb.co/dtauQk/Desktop_4_27_2017_4_33_06_AM_90.png
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Edit: Typos everywhere. Hopefully fixed.
Edit:Edit: It wasn't. This post was last edited by Kikaoru at 2017-4-27 17:07