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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Eps 18 - Dynamic Posing

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Cover art by Tecchen

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Man, it sure has been awhile since the last episode.


yeah the pandemic kind of gently caressed up our schedule


so what’ve you been up to doicare


Oh, well I’ve been working my rear end off doing Seasonal Ninja daily stuff…


So I can get those SWEET SWEET Kotetsu fragments.



...Oh, and I’m gonna get Masked Man too from login.



...wait a minute


Eh?


...yo you got masked man for free


Yeah, what about it?


you got masked man


MASKED MAN


the literal arc villain of the climax of the naruto series


for FREE


yet you have to GRIND and do WORK


to get gently caressing KOTETSU


like i love kotetsu but like


you’d think kotetsu would be the free one since hes a minor character


and masked man the arc villain would be the one you’d have to work for


right?


...Holy poo poo.


Derps, I think you’re onto something.


ik ik, im a genius


im so smart, i sometimes even scare myself


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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 18: Dynamic Posing

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life





hello, welcome to microsoft technical support


this is the securities department


my name is steve


how can i help you


Hi, so, uh, I got this message on my mobile device saying something about getting a refund?


yes so uh


we are ending our microsoft tech service #3621


and so we’re going to give out refund to each and everything who was subscribed to that service


you will be paid $200 in cash


Oh, that’s great. So how do I get the refund?


so you first need to klik open ur komputur


Alright, give me a moment. It’s gotta boot up first.


Give it a few minutes, alright?


ok


*snicker*


Heh.


Pfft.


Say, where are you guys located?


Microsoft HQ in california


Oh, I live there too! Where in California?


uhhh california city


i work in the devil’s lair


isthatwhatyoucallkurenai’sv@ginatoo?


wat


what?


whatthewhatnow?


did you say something sir you were talking too fast


Oh, I was just curious what your name was.


it’s steven sir.


steven wilson.


just do one thing before we start


tell me your namesir ?


My name?


My name is Ligon.


your name is WAAAT?


Ligon.


...whAAAAT?


My name is Ligon!


...ligon?


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN


WE GOT HIM


LIGON DESE NUTS B!CH OOOOOOH poo poo AAALSKHDGLSADHGSAPIDLF:BHWAILSFBKADFLSBKADLKHFGLKEQLKARSKGALSDFGKLAKSFGKADHFSLGKASHDGLKASDFGHLASDHGIOASDFBLHASFLIDBIADFHKKHAEDFSIXPGBIVSDHFBGDFS


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


GET REKTTTTTTTTTT


I FRICKING GOT YOU THERE


I GOT YOU SO GOOD THERE HOW DO YOU FEEL


YOU FELL RIGHT INTO HIS TRAP THERE DUDE


YOU JUST FELL


RIGHT INTO HIS TRAP



WE GOT HIM GOOD


NICE CATCH MY MAN


THOSE INDIAN SCAMMERS NEVER LEARN


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X.x.X_C0CKUZU_X.x.X has disconnected the call.



So did you get any money from the scam?


...no.


are you serious?


who hired this guy?


Konan, I know it was you.


no


Konan don’t do this to me, I know it was you


no i think it was obito


wha– C’MON KONAN DON’T SAY THAT STUFF OUT LOUD!


DO YOU WANT THEM TO KNOW ABOUT OUR PLAN TO REVIVE MADARA SO HE CAN PUT THE WHOLE WORLD UNDER A GENJUTSU?! DO YOU WANT THEM TO KNOW THAT?


no


SO NEXT TIME BE CAREFUL WHAT YOURE SAYING!


ok


jeez. women am i right? heh heh


uh…



you guys didn’t hear that did you.



...


...*.


um… tortillas, anyone?


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MEANWHILE IN THE HOKAGAE OFFICE


lady tsunade


what


how long has it been since I’ve been relevant in this series?


uhhhhhhhhhhh


a quick google doc search says that your last important appearance waaaaaaas…


episode 42 of the original series.


...that was more than a year ago!


man, time sure flies, doesn’t it?


well, shikamaru, are you sure you have enough time to carry an entire story arc by yourself?


as naruto or idontcare can testify, being the protagonist of a story arc is Serious Business


and you’re just a side character with an outdated gimmick!


sure you can handle it?


Ma’am, I bought five watches the other day.


FIVE.


WATCHES.


I’ve got a LOT of time on my hands.


get it? get it? get i–


shut up


your puns stopped being funny 30 episodes ago


Quit throwing shade.


I know you’re just jealous.


yeah but you’re not funny


I know you’re giving your… BRE.AST effort to talk bad about me…


...but nothing you say will EVER stop me from making puns!


...get it? get it?


because funny big bo0b lady?


i gently caressing hate you



Hey, Idontcare!


Eh?


Whatever happened to that cute Amegakure girl that you were with at the climax of last season?


Heh heh, you said “climax”.


...Oh my god.


Anyways, she’s gonna go back to Amegakure in a few days.


...really?


That’s kind of anticlimactic.


Yeah, well… what can ya do?


We gotta conveniently write her out of the plot somehow.


Yeah, like what happened to Generic Kirigakure Nin and her plot to assassinate Kakashi?


...I do not remember that subplot whatsoever.


My point exactly.


That waifu subplot literally got wiped from existence.


...Wait, you weren’t even in Season 4.


How do you even know that?


Uhhhh.


So anyways, are you sad your haremette is leaving?


Hmm… At least I made an international friend, you know?


...Another one? You mean GSN wasn’t enough?


GSN and I aren’t a thing anymore, remember?


Oh yeah… right…


Why’s that Amegakure girl *ing around anyways?


Well… uh… Asuma offered to teach her some Wind ninjutsu before she left.


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wait why am i here too


Guess you’re coming along for the ride baby.


poo poo


So, the first step of learning Wind ninjutsu is… *cough*


showing me what you can do by beating up my students!


???


excuse me, did i hear you correctly good chap


WAIT WHAT


I DIDNT CONSENT TO THIS


Neither did I. We’re in the same boat.


Remember kids, consent is important!


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INTERMISSION:

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Hey didn’t this happen already?


When?


Way back in like episode 4 when I made that pun and you slapped me?




Oh yeah.


Good times, man.


So can we not repeat history please?


References aren’t funny.


Screw your rules, I have Pacific Islander blood!


Man, you must really get your ROCKS off beating people… up… right?


Heh.


okay that one was pretty good


...I hate you.


Impressive work… *cough* *** *dying*


Your puns attacked my life points directly…


...but that’s not enough!


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Let me show you what I can do!


Wind Style: Voting Ballot Jutsu!



BALSDVASDBLIASFBADLFSKBH


BLBBLBLBLBLBLBLBL


BABUMBUMBUM


make sure to vote in November, US citizens!


Hey, I’ve got a question. What was Ino’s personality in this Let’s Play again?


It’s been so long since she was relevant y’know?


uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


probably just some edgy joke from 2017


it’s funny because she’s edgy


hahaha lol early 2010s abridged culture lololololollll



So, uh…


they’re all suffocating in paper now.


This is why we need the US Postal Service!


What now?


what now? politik?


what the what now?


ANYWAYS TEACH ME HISTY


Let me show you what REAL wind chakra is like! *cough* *smoke* *cough*



“rubbed together” huh?


that doesn’t sound s3xual at all.


Nope.


You sure you aren’t grooming your ki–


Derps.


what?


...let’s not go there.


Even I have my limits as to what kind of offensive jokes we can make.


dude we celebrated blm last episode


i think the bar is pretty low


...just trust me on this, Derps.


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To show you just how powerful my *couhg* chakra is…


I’m gonna strike a REALLY DYNAMIC POSE.






so, uh…



…*cough*



...you gonna do anything?


No *cough* I’m just going to stand here menacingly.


wind chakra is about posing like a bad@ss after all smh


Oh.


Well in that case, everyone, let’s beat him up!


WAIT HOL UP–



Did I get wind chakra right yet?





BLASDGKLABLAKSDBASLKDBHALSDKBHASLFB


...yeah i guess thats right


whatever man i give up


imma just go get another smoke



...Wait, since when were you here?


I was always here.


...what the gently caress is wrong with your portrait.


Uh… what are you talking about?


Nothing’s wrong. I’m just celebrating current events.


Current… e–


I mean, I’m celebrating the finale of Season 2 by keeping one of the one-off jokes there relevant!


See?


...


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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 18 - Dynamic Posing

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



THIS IS URGENT WE GOT A REPORT OF SOME HEAVY INDIAN TELEMARKETER ACTIVITY


THE HOKAGE JUST GOT SCAMMED OUT OF $50,000 DOLLARS OF NATIONAL FUNDS BY AN INDIAN SCAMMER


I REPEAT, THIS IS URGENT


oh, how convenient.


Wait, hold on a moment. Why does he call him “sensei”?


Were they… teacher and student?


Nah bro.


We used to work together at McDonalds before the COVID pandemic.


Everyone there used to call me “sensei”.


Why?


Because I convinced all of them that traps weren’t g@y.


And then they started liking traps.


...did they really like you that much?


No, they just liked my s3xy beard.


Maybe someday you’ll be able to grow one as s3xy as *cough* mine.


Dude, I’m Pacific Islander.


I can totally grow beards.


...Doubt.


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Hi,


Wonderful job and keep it going..

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