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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Season 2 Finale

Eps 17 - The Reunion (Seriously, this time!)

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Cover art by Tecchen

Images provided by Do I Care?


Disclaimer: The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. Naruto is property of Viz Media, Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This Let’s Play is a parody and nothing more. So please support the official release. Cause we’re ninjas. Not pirates.


Naruto Online is property of Tencent/Oasis.



https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-AxtXmxtncAOztxG3I1lltl0BjuOwPa4?usp=sharing

The images probably broke on the forum. Check the Google Drive for the full version

Don't know what's going on?

Need to catch up on what happened in Part 1?

Check the rest of the story out right here: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/15VpwYewdW7-EAFhtTYUhi5UUurQNeMtG



SASKEH


SAKSEHKEH


Hey mate, stand back.


BUT-


I’m an Australian.


I’ve seen wild Sasukes in the wild before.


Blimey mate, I got this under control.


BUT


Let me handle this w@nker, mate.


BUTBUTBUTBUTBTUBUUTU


I am Team Kaptain. I got this, aight? Aight.



...


Sasook!


Sasooke!!


You talkin’ to me?


G’day mate!


Hi.


Crikey mate, let’s go home.


Come on, mate.


No!


Okay.


Okay.


Alright.


Okay.


Come on mates, let’s go bloody home.


You know if we leave without Sasuke we fail the mission, right?


Oh, oh, oh, okay. Okay. I got it, okay.


Let’s restart and divine pulse it up, aye?



...


Sasook!


Sasooke!!


IT’S SASUKE!


G’day, mate. Come home with us.


NO!


We can crack open a cold one together and hunt some Komodo dragons down under.


still NO!


We can eat some brekky together at Tim Horton’s mate!


gently caress NO!


Okay.


okay.


aww p!ss


well gently caress me dead, we got a problem.


I told you I should’ve been the one to talk to him.


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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Season 2 Finale: The Reunion (Seriously, this time)

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


SEASON 2 INTRO FOR THE LAST TIME

ADLDIC note: aside from being the season 2 finale this is our honorary Black Lives Matter episode, so we’ve changed a few things in support of this movement. we at ADLDIC don't like to get political often but this is important – and the change is an incredibly small and barely significant one.





Wait just one cotton pickin’, waffle d1ckin’ minute.


That looks NOTHING like what it looks like in the anime!!


What is wrong with this game?



Like, when did this snake get here?


Why is he standing on it?


That’s very obviously not the same as what we just saw!



SASHHKEHKEKHKEKH


ASDGHKSEKHKEKHKSKEHKESAKHKASKEHKAS


WHAT?!?!?


Howdy.


REQUIRED BGM:


...the gently caress is this MUSIC playing in the background?



Kisame.


What?


I think it’s time for a CHANGE.


You mean…


...you’ll be…


...needing new diapers?!


Yes.




SASKEHH!


You and I are a lot alike, you know!


So you’ve been mol3sted by Santa Claus too?


...


yes.


STOP PLAYING THE MUSIC MY EARS CAN ONLY BLEED SO MUCH


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here's the other required bgm, play this on loop till the end of the episode

SASKEEHHHH!!


WHAT?!









...


...


...





*ffbbbbbttttt*


*farting noises*



*fart*


...that’s what.


IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY


THEN STOP SHOUTING MY NAME


SAAAASKEHH



FOR THE LOVE OF WHAT?!!?!??!



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On 2020-06-17 14:23:31Show this Author Only
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i eat a LOT of dicc.



NARUTOOOOOOO!


what?


NARUTOOOOOOO!


stop it.


YEAH ITS NOT SO FUNNY NOW IS IT


NARUTOOOOOOO!


my ears


YEAH YIH


gently caressIN LAUGH NOW


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NARUTOOOOOOO!


SAAAASKEEEEEH!!


NARUTOOOOOOO!


SAASKEEEEH!


NARUTOOOOOOO!


SAAAASKEEEEEH!!


NARUTOOOOOOO!


SAAAASKEEEEEH!!


NARUTOOOOOOO!


SAAAASKEEEEEH!!


NARUTOOOOOOO!


SAAAASKEEEEEH!!







..


SAAAAAASKEHEHEHEH!


NAAAARUTO!!!



SASUEKKEEKEKK!!


HEY SAI WTF?


can I join in?


NO!


Can I join in?


gently caress NO!




That’s your cue Idontcare, that’s your turn to ask if you can join in.


What, me? Pfft.


Contrary to popular belief, I’m straight as a noodle.


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On 2020-06-17 14:24:52Show this Author Only
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hey, we kinda need to add some gameplay screenshots and stuff.


Oh, right.


Let’s add those in right now.



Wait, why did a battle start?


...he’s attacking us.


OH poo poo








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On 2020-06-17 14:25:44Show this Author Only
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INTERMISSION

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Sasuke come back to us!


Orochimaru only wants you for your body!


Do you only want me for my body?


No, of course not Sasuke! I wanna help you become the BEST YOU CAN BE!



...your body is just a bonus!


anyways, here are the rest of the 100% story-related screenshots that doicare took in game


that we just can’t really cram into the story in any way right now


because it would ruin the funi


sorry doicare


I spent good time and effort getting those screenshots, Derps.


And that effort got wasted?


Bruh.


we’re in a pandemic doicare


times have changed.


...Don’t you dare use covid-19 as an excuse for your lazy writing.


sorry i cant hear you over the sound of my quarantine


...or the sounds of my black lives matter protests outside of my window


...You’re not even a minority, Der–


so yeah ignore doicare, here are the cool @ss screenshots


Including Hanabi killing Sasuke. Kek.













lol


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On 2020-06-17 14:29:08Show this Author Only
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NEHRUHTOH.


WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS!


AAAAH CMOOOONNNN


YOU DONT ACTUALLY MEAN THAT CRAP DO YOU


WE’RE GOOD PALS–



WAIT


WAIT WHADDAYA DOIN



WAIT SASKEH NO


NO


STOP


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



SASKEH NO


NO


WAIT


WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH YOU


STOP!!!! !!11!!111!!



WAIT!!!!!11!!1!!!!!


NOO!OOO!!O!O!O!O!OOO!!!!11!!111!!!!


AH NO


NO WAIT



SASKE NO


WAIT


I PROMISE ILL * YOUR DICC


PLASE STOP


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


all around me are familiar faces…


worn out place–


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THIS IS WHY WE HAVE BLACK APPRECIATION DAY!


...


...did you just turn b–


doicare i cant believe we’re doing this


It’s okay, I’m Pacific Islander.


I can’t be racist.


ADIDIC NOTE: The creators of ADLDICLPNOS would like to reaffirm that no racism is tolerated no matter what. The opinions of the characters should not be taken seriously, and instead should just be taken as meaningless humor for the sake of being funny.


This very moment reminds me of the time that big brubb–


OH BOY, IT BETTER BE BU.TTSECKS RELATED!







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THIS VERY MOMENT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME THAT BIG BRUBBER DID SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLE…


FLASHBAAAACK



Sasuke, I got us two tickets to see a new movie this weekend!


Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.


It’s the Cats movie.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


CURSE YOU BIG BRUBBER!!!


w-why is your dialogue portrait your older self, even when you were a kid?


O-OH


THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME THAT BIG BRUBBER DID SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLE…


FLASHBAAAACK




Oh Saaasuke…


yeah?


There’s a Klondike bar in the fridge for you…


Yaaaaay.


Just kidding.


It’s a Kit Kat.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


CURSE YOU BIG BRUBER!


YOU ARE TOO EBIL!11!1!1


I WILL PUT YOUR EBIL WAYS TO AN END!


I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO IT!




...Can we go now?





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So is that why you wanna kill him?


No… there is another story… AN UNSPOKEN STORY WHICH I REFUSE TO SHARE…


...until now.


BRACE YOURSELF.


YOU’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHY I DESPISE MY BIG BROTHER


WITH ALL MY HEART!


FLAAAAASHBAAAAAAAAACKKKKKK AGAGLAISGOASIFDBASFIOBUADF

im going insane someone help




Oh Sasuke!


yeah?


I’m gonna wipe your @ss.


Yaaaaaaay.


with my face.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


THAT’S ENOUGH!!!!1111!1111!!!


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REQUIRED BGM CHANGE




THIS EPISODE HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH


IF WE KEEP GOING, MORE REALLY BAD RACE JOKES ARE GONNA SHOW UP


WHICH IS REALLY REALLY BAD


ESPECIALLY IN TODAY’S CONTEXTS




See Lord Orochimaru, I told you those child grabbing lessons would come in handy!




...what?



Wait, didn’t I kill you a few episodes ago?


Yeah, and didn’t Tsunade kill you too?


And you’ve been randomly bl0wing up during literally every episode in this season!


THAT–


the, uh, uh, um, er, uh…


THE UH, THE… THE THE PLOT, TO UH, SHIPPUDEN, IS UH, A LITTLE COMPLEX


AND UH, THE UH, THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, IS UH, UH, IERALSDFASLDUVCOIXLKBHADFLKG.ADFLLDKAFHBL EH…


KABUTO!


yeah?


gently caress YOU!


okay!


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A-A-A-ANYWAYS


do you love me though?




orochimaru do you still love me?




i know you can still hea–


SHUT UP!


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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 17 - The Reunion (Seriously!)

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



ALL OF THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME THAT BIG BRUBBER DID SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLE!!11!!11!!


FLASHBAAAAAAAAAACK




I have slaughtered everyone…


If you want to avenge them…


Then you must SUCC D!CK.



That’s right Sasuke.


If you want your Sharingans to be at the same tier of power as mine…


then you’re gonna have to succ a MAD amount of d!ck.


W-wait, big bluber!!!111!11111


Does that mean you had to succ d!ck in order to get your sharingans?








He still hasn’t answered me to this day.





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Oh, sweet! This story arc is done? HAH! Sweet!


I’m finally gonna stop spontaneously bl0wing up–



BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHAHAHHHHAHHH


AUTHORS’ NOTE


hey yall, a derps life and doicare here


Thanks for *ing with us for our second season of ADLDICLPNOS. We’ve been doing this for about two and a half years now, and it’s still quite fun.


If we’re being completely honest, the pandemic and lockdown have kind of made it difficult to work together on episodes.


We don’t live close together anymore and can’t work together in person, which definitely isn’t helpful either.


yeah i had to go home


Much of Season 2 was completed before the pandemic and was therefore prepared ahead of time, but the last few episodes were tough to get together.


so, uh, we’re kinda getting burnt out ngl.


It was probably kind of obvious, with how the formatting of the episodes was getting sloppier.


first things first, business information. we gonna take a nice long break before we start season 3.


secondly, we’re going to go back to the one-episode-every-2-weeks schedule.


one episode a week was way too much for us.


it was tough to make that deadline, and often a bit stressful.


So we’re gonna go back to doing one episode every two weeks, to avoid rushed, choppy cliffhanger endings like this one.


also uhhhh


i hope you enjoyed the jokes in this one because you know for sure they’re gonna return in the next arc


…”k0ckuzu”?


...Bruh.


yes.


anyways bye


Ciao – see you in a few weeks!


in the meantime, here’s a preview of what’s to come in ADLDICLPNOS season 3, right below:


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PHONE CALL CONNECTING KONOHAGAKURE AND AMEGAKURE



hello, welcome to microsoft technical support


this is the securities department


my name is steve


how can i help you


Hi, so, uh, I got this message on my mobile device saying something about getting a refund?


yes so uh


we are ending our microsoft tech service #3621


and so we’re going to give out refund to each and everything who was subscribed to that service


you will be paid $200 in cash


Oh, that’s great. So how do I get the refund?


so you first need to klik open ur komputur


Alright, give me a moment. It’s gotta boot up first.


Give it a few minutes, alright?


ok


*snicker*


Heh.


Pfft.


Say, where are you guys located?


Microsoft HQ in california


Oh, I live there too! Where in California?


uhhh california city


i work in the devil’s lair


isthatwhatyoucallkurenai’sv@ginatoo?


wat


what?


whatthewhatnow?


did you say something sir you were talking too fast


Oh, I was just curious what your name was.


it’s steven sir.


steven wilson.


just do one thing before we start


tell me your namesir ?


My name?


My name is Ligon.


your name is WAAAT?


Ligon.


...whAAAAT?


My name is Ligon!


...ligon?


ADLDICLPNOS SEASON 3: INDIA AND AFRICA WILL PREMIERE ON JULY 15, 2020






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what even is this crap ?

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  • Red Comet4 On 2020-06-17 18:16:33
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Hello!


Please respect other users here in forums. This thread is an entertainment kind of thread where the author makes a story based on the game and/or the animation series for users to fun here in forums. If you don't want this kind of thread then ignore it. Thank you.

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Lmao.. idk what to say. which is funnier the entertainment or the entertained XD

so "hinata shouting crap" is hilarious~ or "pervy sage to the rescue.." kek this is way too funny X'D X'D




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