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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Eps 15 - Eye Spy

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Cover art by Tecchen

Images provided by Do I Care?


Disclaimer: The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. Naruto is property of Viz Media, Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This Let’s Play is a parody and nothing more. So please support the official release. Cause we’re ninjas. Not pirates.


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LAST TIME ON ADLDICLPNO:


I’ve been dyin’ to try my new technique against you kahburuglrsudxfi!!!


and what would that be desu ka?


hit me with your BEST SHOT DESU


OK WELL YOU ASKED FOR IT


SHADOW WEEB JUTSUUUUUU



ohayouuuuuuuuu


goshujiin-sama, itterashai


KONNICHIWA KABUTO SAN DESU


nani tf


OMAEW A MOU


SHINDEIRUUUUUU


nani?



CHOTTO A MINUTE KABUTO DESU


CHOTTO


naruto-san


DOU*E KABUTO SAMA


narutosan wtf is this technique desu


NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOOO



naruto-kun


yes?


what the eternal suana is this technique desu


uh…


soooo they’re normal shadow clones.


yeah.


and… what’s the difference desu ka?


they’re weebs.


a derps life note: im sorry this is probably my favorite joke this entire season lmao


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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 15: Eye Spy

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life




MEEEEEEAAAAAAANWHILLLLELLLELELELE WITH OUR ACTUAL PROTAGONIST



Man, it sure is nice that all the other cannon fodder distracted that nerd dude whose name I forgot.


Now we can go in and get Sasuke back so we can steal ALLLL the glory.


I have a feeling this isn’t going to go well.


Eh, who cares. It’s not like there are any guards. Right?



Spoke too soon.



Hey, these ones are kind of cute.


Can I take one home?


Y’know, as a “”””prisoner””””.


...to be fully and peacefully re-integrated into Konohagakure society as a functioning citizen?


No.


You’re not the boss of me, you’re my underling.


Yeah, but the game doesn’t allow capturing enemies.


The story and the writers do, though.


HEY DOICARE! CAN I KEEP ONE OF THEM?


gently caress YES!


gently caress NO!


I mean, gently caress NO!


gently caress


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Hey, I just realized something.


Is it your crippling lack of intellect?


...Were there ever archers in Naruto?


I don’t think so.


You sure?


No, I think it’s just your crippling lack of intellect.


...Were you always this savage?


I learn from the best.


...By “the best” you mean me, right?


It’s the only thing you’re the best at.


Man, I miss Season 1 when you were this cheerful, supportive sidekick.


Training with you has changed me, sensei.


I’m a new woman now.


Great.


And it’s all cause of your bad influence.



Hey, this one reminds me of, uh…


That… who was it again?


The Danger Rangers girl.


The one who probably had an affair with Shikamaru?


Yeah, her.


Huh, you got a point.


Almost like they reuse assets in this game.


Almost like games reuse assets in general, huh?


Alright, let’s just finish them off quickly.



T POSE ON THEM HANABI


T POSE ON THE GIRLS


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...sensei, there’s already a sign there.


Really?


Yeah


It’s taller than you are.


oh, huh.


guess someone already marked the place before me.


Well then, let’s go in I guess.



...why are overworld abilities in the game again?


So my protege can show off her sick mind breaking skills.


...word choice, doicare. word choice.



Oh man, look at this place.


Definitely feels like an evil lair, huh?


The eerie scary lighting just screams EVIL LAIR if you ask me.


Agreed.


Good thing there are no–


DON’T SAY IT


good thing there are no guards, right Hanabi?


...gently caress




I have a better question.


Who are you?


EYE think mEYE question is more important.


...you can’t be serious.


Who the gently caress is this guy?


EYE’m your worst nEYEghtmare, little girl.


See, EYE can stretch mEYE arms out and turn them i–


This guy is from season 2 of the original series.


He’s obnoxious as eternal suana, as you can tell.



Can you figure out what his special verbal pattern is?


...I see.


Don’t you mean… EYE see?


Get it? See? EYE?


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EYE’m going to beat you to a pulp!


EYE’m not going to shut up even if you beat me up!


This is the last time EYE’m going to show up in the series!


Since Orochimaru’s minions never show up again after this!


So EYE’m going to have to make this last appearance count!


I’m not going to sink to either of your levels by refraining to make a terrible pun.


But you literally JUST said “EYE’m not going to make a pun.” Hahahaha!


EYE WIN!


...shut up.



EAWGSDLFKBVCDS:DGNFBJNL:EGDSHNSFVCEYE


...holy poo poo.


Hanabi, did you just suplex a dude who is 2 times your size?


Yeah, why?


...Remind me to never let myself get slapped by you ever again.


Heh. I’m not useless just yet, you know.



EYE wonder what’s in this pit.


If you make another “eye” pun I’m pushing you into it, so you can find out yourself.


...Wow.


Can’t you use your Bakugans to see down there?


Oh yeah, right. Forgot I had those.


Uhhhhh… BAKUGAN!



So, see anything?


Yeah, there’s some spikes down there.


Better not fall in, then.


Jeez, what kind of evil lord just casually puts spikes in his base?


What a nerd.


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Hey, I found something.



Look at all that cash.


What kind of evil lord just leaves his money all over the place, huh?


Freakin’ Orochimaru. Some villain you turned out to be, huh?


Well, finders keepers, right?


It’s a villain anyways, so who cares?


...that’s role discrimination, Idontcare.


Yeah, but who’s gonna stop me? Orochimaru?


If he could, we wouldn’t even be inside his base. Right?


Fair enough.


INTERMISSION

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Idontcare, why don’t we look inside some of these doors–



Idontcare? Where did you–


oh.


Baby, are you a fire alarm?


...jesus christ why are you flirting with the enemy again


...uh, why do you ask?


Because you’re…


...really loud and annoying.


Leave me alone.


...That was kind of hurtful…


*cry* *sob* *running off*


...Are you satisfied?


I did what you wanted, right?


No, that was just plain rude.


What would Generic Suna Nin say if she knew of this?


...I hate you so much right now.



KNOCK KNOCK


WHO’S THERE



...Cain.


Cain who?


Cain you tell me why you’re in Orochimaru’s base?


We are omnipotent.


Like, yeah.


oh my god why is this a feature


I love how that guard is staring right at you, but he just lets you run around his base unchecked.


security here really is solid, huh.


Hehehe.


Alright, enough with this useless door.


Let’s find a better one.


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Hello? Hello?


Is anyone here?




No answer.


Is it unlocked?


...It is…


Be on your guard. This door might actually NOT be a joke.


Right… time to open it…



...huh?



What the...


...There’s someone there?


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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 15 - Eye Spy

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



MEANWHILE IN OROCHIMU’S LAIR


...IN A DIFFERENT PART OF OROCHIMU’S LAIR THAN WHERE IDONTCARE AND HANABI ARE...



Silly Sakura, you could never understand.


Small bo0bs may fill a man’s heart…


but big bo0bs fill a man’s hands.


AND BIG D!CKS FILL A MAN’S rear end


WAIT WHO TF SAID THAT


WERE YOU LISTENING TO ME BROODING DRAMATICALLY?


WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?


I SPECIFICALLY PUT A SIGN THAT SAID NO GIRLS ALLOWED ON THE DOOR!


you knOW It To BE trUE, sasUKe.


* Is tHE BEst gENRE!!!!111!111!!11!!1!1!!1


YoU wANT A lOnG hard SHaFt UP YOUr *.


Just aDMit It. heHehE. YOU LIKE D!KC!!!!11111!!1!1212!@1


Says you.


Who even are you, anyways?


Was it you who ate all the Count Chocula in the secret lair?


YES OF COURSE I DID. I’M a SATANITS AFTER ALL


...satanists eat count chocula?


obviously, nyaa


...oh, I see. So orochimu did bring you here.


Speaking of which, it’s around this time of the episode again. You should probably…


...PRObABLy What?


Never mind. He’s probably told you about it already.


nO, he NeVer Did. what ARe yOu TaLkiNG AboUT?


Well, at least once every episode, Orochimaru’s body has a tendency to randomly bl0w up the entire hideout.


He hAS a tENDEncy To Bl0W YOu? How scAndalOus~~~~~~~


No, I said bl0w UP–


EXcuSE Me, Wha–



BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH


AIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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On 2020-05-27 18:19:59Show this Author Only
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Bruh post this in fanfiction not general discussion.

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  • Joker On 2020-05-27 18:19:59
  • Bruh post this in fanfiction not general discussion.

They've been posting in general chat for years lol, plus this is a lets play not a fanfic.

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  • Aurelian Star On 2020-05-28 03:25:15
  • They've been posting in general chat for years lol, plus this is a lets play not a fanfic.

Bruh do you know what a let's play is? Because this is not a lets play

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On 2020-05-28 20:09:42Show this Author Only
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  • Joker On 2020-05-28 16:07:12
  • Bruh do you know what a let's play is? Because this is not a lets play

Ever heard of Didja Redo? He's considered to be one of the best screenshot-and-text Let's Players in LP history. Our goal in making this project was to imitate Didja Redo's style of Let's Playing and add our own ADLDIC flair to it.

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