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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Eps 14 - B.O.0.B.S.

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Cover art by Tecchen

Images provided by Do I Care?


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Bloody hell, look at the crater that was left from this battle.


Looks like we found half of Tsunade’s bra…


What the gently caress is a bra?


You know, the thing that holds her–


FLASHBACCCCCCCCCCK


Bo0bs.



Pretty self-explanatory.



Don’t get hit by the big, hard, throbbing shaft of Orochimaru’s sword.


This is an important, big, soft, supple, lu-scious, part of your training.


Got that Naruto?


Yeah that sounds easy enough–


LITERALLY 5 MINUTES AGO:



So about that…


You let down your sensei, buster.


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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 14: B.o.0.B.S

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



So, uh, what do we do now, huh.


We go and find Sasuke.


Obviously.


I just want to let you know, or remind you…


that if that w@nker Orochimaru gets his hands on Sasuke…


He’ll take over his body.


Or worse.


he’ll make him watch barney the dinosaur…


reruns.


bu


bububububububu


buhecant get away with murder


becuz murder is bad


SIR NARUTO’S WORDS ECHOED THROUGHOUT HISTORY AS THE MOST PROMINENT WORDS IN OUR SOCIETY TODAY


HE HAS INSPIRED COUNTLESS GENERATIONS TO FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS IN SEARCH OF THE MEANING OF THOSE FAMOUS WORDS


HE’S QUOTED AS SAYING:



HE CAN’T GET AWAY WITH MURDER


BECAUSE MURDER IS BAD





...


Derps, what the gently caress was tha–


I’M GOING TO GO FOOK MYSELF NOW


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alright everyone, gather round


I have devised a plan to help us succeed in our mission


okay, hear me out


First. We break into Orochimaru’s lair.


Second. We take this jar of p!ss that I’ve got in my pocket.



Third. We pour it in Sasuke’s rear end till he p!sses off.



Any questions?


yeah uh


where in this bullet proof plan of yours


do we actually RESCUE the sauce?


if we come back without sauce ke, tsunade’s gonna YELL AT ME


oh, ohhhhhh..


we are supposed to RESCUE him.


okay, uh, new plan. the old plan can p!ss off. hear me out.


First. We break into Orochimaru’s lair.


Second. We take this jar of p!ss that I’ve got in my pocket.


Third. We pour it in Sasuke’s rear end till he p!sses off.


Fourth. We reu… we regroup…


Fourth. we regroup… here and form a new plan on how to figure out how to f


ffff


fa


uh






...



...


*heavy breathing*


*heavy thinking*


*heavy*


*heavy horning*


ok. end of plan.


any questions.


Yeah, I have a qu–


ok no more questions


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On 2020-05-20 14:27:48Show this Author Only
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


is he turning nine tails again


No, he’s just angry. Let him get it out of his system.


Trust me mate, I’ve seen feral Narutos in the wild before.


Dib wo axarr kot 19 vinutos eb dinkolnot baxamo, vino dis duo te zis rittro paxago. A rittro Keegrick lovoaxars zaxat vupp "kiffolisk" dis usow spelaxadici ox en kaxamick pi sci-bi vossaxago feaxalds axaleuct zo welrd. Pum axarse kaxavo dolmissien bel dit te fo usow din semo kaxamo fut Pum jovol whoaxald axanythick velo axafuk zaxat.


what’s he saying?


Is he dumb?


guys calm down, this is simply how gay cowboys communicate.


Anyways, once he’s done whining we can go and invade Orochimaru’s lair.



ohayou desu


KAHBURTUR.


so we gonna fight now or what desu ka?


...I’m not gonna fight, I’m gonna run away when none of you are looking.


You know you said that out loud, right?


No, I was INNER MONOLOGUING. Jeez.


You are the most useless w@nker ever.


What kinda protagonist are you?


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On 2020-05-20 14:28:38Show this Author Only
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INTERMISSION:

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I’ve been dyin’ to try my new technique against you kahburuglrsudxfi!!!


and what would that be desu ka?


hit me with your BEST SHOT DESU


OK WELL YOU ASKED FOR IT


SHADOW WEEB JUTSUUUUUU



ohayouuuuuuuuu


goshujiin-sama, itterashai


KONNICHIWA KABUTO SAN DESU


nani tf


OMAEW A MOU


SHINDEIRUUUUUU


nani?



CHOTTO A MINUTE KABUTO DESU


CHOTTO


naruto-san


DOU*E KABUTO SAMA


narutosan wtf is this technique desu


NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOOO



naruto-kun


yes?


what the eternal suana is this technique desu


uh…


soooo they’re normal shadow clones.


yeah.


and… what’s the difference desu ka?


they’re weebs.


imagine losing to a guy like this:



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On 2020-05-20 14:29:43Show this Author Only
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Alright, since that technique didn’t work, time for the ever reliable PLAN B!


SAKURA! DO YOUR LORD OROCHIMARU IMPRESSION!


What lord orochimaru i–


JUST DO IT SUKURA


FIIIIINE


I, uh, god drat it kabuto


OH MY GOD IS THAT YOU OROCHIMARU SAMASENPISANKUNCHANSENSEIKUN


yes, it is i, orocihmraouglru. kabuto i ahve amnesia. can you remind me where our super secret base is, where we keep sasuke?


you forgot the location to our super secret completely hidden never to be completely found immortal evil lair base?


but I tagged the location on facebook and nicovideo desu!


anyways it’s over there down the street where that buff guy ran off to.


it even has a sign that says “super secret base of awesomeness” next to it desu!


no girls allowed.


er, thanks.


now go watch some * or something


I’m on it lord orochimarusamasenpai desu!


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MEEEEEEAAAAAAANWHILLLLELLLELELELE WITH OUR ACTUAL PROTAGONIST



Man, it sure is nice that all the other cannon fodder distracted that nerd dude whose name I forgot.


Now we can go in and get Sasuke back so we can steal ALLLL the glory.


have a feeling this isn’t going to go well.


Eh, who cares. It’s not like there are any guards. Right?



Spoke too soon.


Man, I hate filler instances.


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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 14 - B.o.0.B.s

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



MEANWHILE IN OROCHIMU’S LAIR





...Look.


If you’re gonna bl0w me up again to end the episode


then just DO IT ALREADY–



BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH




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