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Hey guys, Doicare here.


In order to find motivation to help derps make this Let’s Play…


...I’ve been overdosing on MCR songs.


...I gotta be in that EDGY TEEN FANFICTION MOOD if you know what I’m sayin’.


Gotta think like Tara Gillespie, aka *Xbloodyrists666*X, the author of the worst fanfiction in history, thinks when she writes.


With that out of the way, let’s do this baby.


a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Eps 13 - XvXBL0ODXvX (XvXbloodyrists666XvX)

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Cover art by Tecchen

Images provided by Do I Care?


Disclaimer: The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. Naruto is property of Viz Media, Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This Let’s Play is a parody and nothing more. So please support the official release. Cause we’re ninjas. Not pirates.


Naruto Online is property of Tencent/Oasis.



https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-AxtXmxtncAOztxG3I1lltl0BjuOwPa4?usp=sharing

The images probably broke on the forum. Check the Google Drive for the full version

Don't know what's going on?

Need to catch up on what happened in Part 1?

Check the rest of the story out right here: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/15VpwYewdW7-EAFhtTYUhi5UUurQNeMtG



REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Hehehehe.


doicare stop ruining the dramatic tension with your snickering


you sound like an 8 year old


Derps, shut up for a moment and take a look at this bridge.



I think this is the best image I’ve ever taken in this game.


eternal sauna, it’s probably THE best thing I’ve ever gotten from this game at all.


...you jumping off a bridge, committing sudoku?


Seriously, look at how badb3tt I look.


bruh you’re the opposite of badb3tt with that clothes





This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2020-04-29 15:34:25.
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On 2020-04-29 15:26:00Show this Author Only
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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 13: XvXbloodyrists666XvX

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


SEASON 2: MY IMMORTAL





This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2020-04-29 15:35:09.
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Didn’t Orochimaru die last episode?


Yeah, but like… I die every episode, right?


Ah, touché.


Well I’m gonna make you die THIS episode, too!


...really? that’s your comeback line?


It’s not like you could’ve come up with a better one!


Well, if all I could come up with were poo po0py comeback lines, then I would just keep my mouth shut and attack my enemy instead of talking at all!


seriously man, are you gonna attack me anytime soon or what?


we’ve been flashbacking for an entire episode already like jeez



...I never realized the poison icon was a skull, this entire time.


NYAAAAAA, TAKE THIS!



that was pathetic.


sai get better at life please


Be more like me, and do it like this!



OW


The Slap returns.



oh po0p.


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On 2020-04-29 15:27:21Show this Author Only
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Wait, how did my punch suddenly turn into crazy nardo barfing


Time to take a page out of Ukon Sakon’s book!


ARA ARA…


IKUZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


did you just ara ara me


are you seriously going to make me question my–



...oh it’s those door things from before.


Weren’t they from those… drug guys from the danger rangers?


Oh yeah.


...How are you remembering something you weren’t even there for?


I am omnipotent.


And now I’m going to puke up another one of myself and punch you with it!


Soooo… are you on drugs?



yes.



BAAAAAAAAAA


Oh no, I’ve been Darth Maul’d!


LORD OROCIHEMUARUEM


I THINK ITS TIME WE MAKE LIKE A LEIF AND THRACIA 776 OUTTA HERE


You’ve got a point.


Cya. Bye. Ciao.


WAIT–



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On 2020-04-29 15:27:58Show this Author Only
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“don’t do that!!!” lmaooooooo


this friggen translation


...o poo. poo. this looks bad.


TIME TO RUN AWAAAAAA



you aren’t getting away that easily mate


NOOOOOOO


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On 2020-04-29 15:28:35Show this Author Only
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INTERMISSION




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On 2020-04-29 15:30:20Show this Author Only
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CAPTAIN TOMATO HOW COULD YOU



for chrissake


my name’s not yah-may-toe, it’s not to-ma-to


it’s YAMatO




Hey, wait a minute!


Why did he set me on fire when I touched him?


l3wd.


He’s just that hot I guess.


GROALSDHGLAS:>DBALSDGOSALIDGASYLDGASLDKGH


...this place is so loud… why am I even here?



Funny how Hanabi is always the one to get the kill, right?


See? I’m relevant!


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...wait, that actually worked?


Hanabi saved me! Wow!


ALL HAIL MY STAR PUPIL :0000


...AND HER SENSEI WHO TAUGHT HER ALL SHE KNOWS


you be quiet.


p!ss off mate, you did like nothing.


it was all the little lady.


...wow.


Hey, where’s that weird my immortal guy?


Who cares man.


We’re better off without him anyways.



...agreed.


Alright mates, let’s go huntin’ for an even MORE dangerous animal…


...the Sauce G@y.


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On 2020-04-29 15:32:05Show this Author Only
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Hey Mister Orochimaru, those were some cool fighting moves you jsut did yaaaa


Can you show me how you do that throwing up thing with your bodyyyyy?


Follow me back to the hideout and I’ll explain on the way!


Er, uh, now that I think about it… I don’t take lessons from strange middle aged men.


Danzo always said not to take candy from strangers.


Are you sure? We’ve got Count Chocula at the hideout.


MY FAVORITE CERIEAL?!?!?!?!?!??!?!


THE MOST GOFFIK CEREAL? o.o


b-but… but danzo said...


Sigh… clearly this guy just doesn’t want to join us.


I just wanna get home and write me some fanfiction–


DID YOU SAY…


FaNFICTION!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!11!?!!???!?!!1


uh… yeah.


I kinda like reading fanfiction every now and then.


oh, i see


er, uh…


well, I’m actually trying to make a…


Well, uh, nevermind.


Trying to what?


Nah, don’t worry about it.


You’ll just think I’m silly.


Nonono, go on, I’m listening.


I… just had this… silly little dream…


I... wanted to make a Fanfiction website.


Called…


FanFictionFromage.net?


Oh my god, it’s like we’re twiiiiiiins!


what’s your favorite fanfic?


My Immortal.


REALLY???!?!?!


I WROTE THAT!


WHOOOOAAAAA!


I always did want to meet the writer of My Immortal herself………………… Tara Gillespie!!!!!!


Also known as XvXbloodyrists666XvX, or goffikgurl666!!!!! THE LEGEND HERSELF!


I’m so honored!!! can I have your autografff? get it, with two ffs since I’m goffik just like you??


Of COURsE nyaaa! I’m ALwAYs wILlINg tO GIvE oUT anythINg for mY GOfFIk fRiENds NyaA


I’ll eVeN put yOu IN ThE spECiAL fAnGZ (get it?) in my Next cHaPTeR OF MY iMmoRtAl!!!


wAiT nO, i caN evEn PUT you iN tHE sToRy iF yoU want!!!!111!1!11


ME? IN TEH STORY?


OMGGOIRAIGLFSGHLFADOVBPAFLDBKGSYAYAYAYAY


anyways plot stuff.


oh right we need to move along the plot sorry.


so what does that message from Danzo happen to say?


uhH it’s On tHis PApeR


he aLSo Put a PAper dOLl of himsELf on Here, nYaA




...why would I ever need that?


So you can have your very own Danzo action figure nyaaa!


Anyways let’s see what this message says.





This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2020-04-29 15:35:21.
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My name is Shimura Danzo. I’m 1 billion years old.


My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married.


I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.


I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what.


After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning.


Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.


I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.


I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.


I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night.


That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness.


Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Especially not the satanic eternal saunaspawn known as the Third Hokage.


...That note told us nothing.


...so what does he want from me again?


Uh…




...


I dO NoT hAVe thE SLigHteSt idEa.


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On 2020-04-29 15:33:28Show this Author Only
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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 13 - XvXbloodyrists666XvX

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Hey, wait a minute!


I, Orochimaru, have gone through an ENTIRE EPISODE in this arc…


WITHOUT DYING!


HAHAHAHAHA–



BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH


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On 2020-05-07 15:53:41Show this Author Only
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No episode this week, huh?
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  • TobinExplains On 2020-05-07 15:53:41
  • No episode this week, huh?

Sorry, yo. We got finals. No episode for next week either. :c

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