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Hey y’all, thanks for hanging with Derps and me all this time.


This episode’s gonna be a bit shorter th*ual, mainly because of a few uhh…


Internal errors.


a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Eps 12 - Battle on Abridge

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Cover art by Tecchen

Images provided by Do I Care?


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OROCHIMARUUuUUUUUUUUU



OW WTF


I STILL OWE YOU FOR LAST TIME!


Uh… what happened last time?


Er, uh…


You know, it’s been so long, I kinda forgot.


Wow, I thought I was an important character.


Are you really gonna let me get tossed aside like a piece of used rubber?


Hold on, hold on, lemme flashback and remember why you’re such a b@stard again.


...


Give me just a moment, dude. I can’t wh1p up a flashback instantly, you know.


Can we just fight already?


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On 2020-04-15 14:41:11Show All Posts
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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 12: Battle on Abridge

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


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On 2020-04-15 14:42:17Show All Posts
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Finally…


It’s MY turn to cause a flashback and waste someone else’s time!


NOOOOOOOO!


Drat straight.


…no, that wasn’t it.



...okay that was just pathetic.




...


Dude, you do NOT know how much respect I just lost for you right now.


...why do you remember this when you weren’t even there to see it



Wait, how is that a bad thing? I invented a BRAND NEW TECHNIQUE!



...Orochimaru supports trans rights?


Um.



...have you really done nothing scary the entire series?


Uhhh…


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On 2020-04-15 14:43:05Show All Posts
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Nothing at all?


I can bl0w up spontaneously like I do every single episode?


That’s not threatening.


Nor scary.


aww cmonnn



WAIT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME


yeah, you’re right. I just felt like flashbacking to it.


MINIONS!


ATTACK HIM WHILE HE’S FLASHBACKING!


WAIT WTF THATS NOT FAIR



Oh yeah, that’s what Orochimaru did that was so evil.


THESE STUP1D SNAKE LADIES THAT ARENT EVEN CANON!


bruh.


BEGONE HEBITHOTMES!



ngl the vegemite’s kinda nice now that it’s on my side.


Nice mate.



thot b-gone.


Nice, Hanabi.


Don’t grow up to be like them, alright?


Er… yeah…







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On 2020-04-15 14:43:45Show All Posts
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INTERMISSION

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On 2020-04-15 14:44:30Show All Posts
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hey orochiamru, you think that nien taels kid knows abot the time you spent in the closet with sauce g@y desu?


HE DOES NOW KABUTO, YOU JUST TOLD HIM


It was so intense, he spent the next THREE WEEKS limping around the hideout with a silly grin on his face.



We would’ve put him in a wheel chair…


But after the naughty motions we made, it hurt way too much for him to sit down..



Oho, you mad Naruto?


You mad?


drat dude you need some conditioner for that hair desu


Sasuke CHOSE to come to me.


No pun intended.


...multiple times as a matter of fact.


Maybe we should stop, his skin’s starting to peel desu.



you mAAAAAAD?




poo poo is getting out of hand.


time to start my super secret mission that may or may not involve bad stuff.


ZOINKS im outta here


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On 2020-04-15 14:45:19Show All Posts
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...why the eternal sauna is the world black now?


We haven’t even gotten to the Killer Bee arc.


we can’t make black jokes just yet!


Shut up, I’m Orochimaru, I can do anything I want.


You’re the whitest character in the series tho, you can’t make black jokes.


p00 p00.


rawr xd



OH NO HE TURNED INTO A FURRY


RAWR *nuzzles u*



BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH


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On 2020-04-15 14:45:55Show All Posts
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Hey, there’s a squiggly line in the sky!



...bloody eternal sauna taht’s not good.


Hey guys desu.


Oh, hi Kabuto.


Orochimaru is the LEAST of your problems desu


I WILL REIGN DESTRUCTION ON YOU


AND THEN ILL MARRY GAARA SAMA AND HAVE HIS KIDS DESU


AND SHOOT HINATA AND GENERIC SUNA NIN IN THE HEAD DESU


AND THEN ILL


Vegemite.


ad;sgfhdgserglaskdfhgedgklfjlrsgf.d


...that was easy.


man kabuto, you’re garbage.


even sukura can beat you and she’s the human equivalent of a recycling bin!


...i hate this show desu.


why am i suddenly associated with subarashii soul again desu


Because we need someone to bash.


yeah doicare’s still mad about his deviantart run


gently caress.


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On 2020-04-15 14:46:28Show All Posts
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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 12 - Battle on Abridge

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life




Did I just punch that guy in the nuts?


Do the Doki Demons even have nuts, mate?


You’re Steve Irwin.


You probably have seen every animal’s nuts.


Huh, I guess you’re right.


That guy doesn’t even have a tallywacker mate.


Cause he’s a betty.


...he’s a chick?


...and then idontcare ran his hands all over yah-may-toe’s wooden stiff long bod–


Hey, random Sound guy, can you hit Sai with a boulder please?



Oh p0opy.




Thanks.


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