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Holy poo poo, Derps.


We’re at the end of our first season of ADLDICLPNOS.


yeah, crazy, huh?


And we haven’t broken schedule once! Isn’t that great?


yeah


that’s wack, huh?


projects like these always tend to drop schedule y’know


Good thing we’re Masters of Preparation.


more like masters of procrastinating and doing other things instead of studying for the four exams you have this week


cough cough


DOICARE


...I’m so screwed man.





a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Eps 8 - In America!

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Cover art by Tecchen

Images provided by Do I Care?


Disclaimer: The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. Naruto is property of Viz Media, Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This Let’s Play is a parody and nothing more. So please support the official release. Cause we’re ninjas. Not pirates.


Naruto Online is property of Tencent/Oasis.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=18aFYjqBOk9lSipPgFaELTnVW9zvFCyN_

The images probably broke on the forum. Check the Google Drive for the full version



Don't know what's going on?

Need to catch up on what happened in Part 1?

Check the rest of the story out right here: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/15VpwYewdW7-EAFhtTYUhi5UUurQNeMtG


gently caress Gaara, he stole my freakin WIFE.


My child, do you not see?


Can you truly say you love someone… if you are not willing to sacrifice yourself to rescue that which they hold dearest?


...So this is a test, huh?


Yes, yes… it’s your final test…


A test… of your romantic maturity.


...wtf?


....Soooo if I’ll rescue Gaara, then he’ll give me my girlfriend back because he’s such a nice guy, right?


I don’t think that’s how it works.


But trust me, it’ll do you good.


...Alright, Lady S3x Goddess.


I’ll go and rescue him, for her.


a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 8: In America!

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


Watch the Season 1 Intro here! (youtube link)



Area clear.


No more suicide bombers in sight.


Nice. Thanks Dosu.


You really are a good help.


Unlike SOME people.



...you’re talking about me right


You SU3K.


Not my fault the Chinese developers hate me.



...That’s a lotta money.


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Oh, we finally caught up.


Aaaaaaand he’s already dead.


Yep! You’re too late! I already bl3w him!




...Up.


I’m not like the Deidara from every OTHER parody series out there.


I’m straight as a spaghetti!


Soooo can I go home?


NO!



STAND BACK EVERYONE


wait kakshi when did you get there


well I just got back from my BEACH EPISODE


of being surrounded by hot ladies


gently caress you man


and I’m here to steal the show!


I friggin hate you.


I’m about to use my latest technique!


Which requires a large amount of concentration to execute!


And will OBLITERATE EVERYTHING with a single glance!


I’ll show you who’s worthless now, Idontcare!


COME OVER ME!



WAIT WAIT NO NARUTO PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON


ITS JUST THE NAME OF THE TECHNIQUE


oh sorry, okay.


...hi.


OROCHIMARU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?


Well, kakashi my boy.


I heard you wanted someone to come over you.


KABUTO


HELP ME OUT


I’m on it Lord Orochimaru!


WAIT NO ITS JUST THE NAME OF THE TECHNIU


NO NOOOO goddrat IT


ALRIGHT IM CHANGING THE NAME IM CHANGING THE NAAAAAME


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



Wow, y’all aren’t even paying attention to me!


How rude.



LMAO THAT gently caressing TRANSLATION


I CANT BREATHE


“imma kill you! oh btw art’s a drink!”


Hey, why’s that bandage dude glaring at me?


Makes me feel like I’m gonna die soon.




Ah frick you tore my other freaking arm off


wtf man


Sorry, just business.


An opening!


You’re finished, trap Ino!



Well… this was embarrassing.


D-did you see that? I took down an Akatsuki!


Yeah, nice work!


c:





This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2020-03-11 16:42:14.
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This is it, Michael Bay. Give up now and we might spare you.


Heh… little do you know…


You’ve fallen right into my trap!


In America!


JIHADIST NO JUTSU!



...wtf?


Man, tactics are wack these days.


CLICK HERE FOR INTERMISSION (youtube link)


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On 2020-03-11 16:34:59Show this Author Only
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Oh hey guys. I guess we’re here too.


So how’d the rescue go?


Uhh… Gaara’s dead.


NOOOOOOO!


YESSSSSSS!



I mean, uh… nooooo.


I FAILED TO SAVE GAAR AAAAAAAAA


same.


WHAT WILL I EVER DO WITHOUT MY FRIEND


AAAAAAA




...I know what has to be done.


Chiyo-sensei – honorable Goddess of S3x and Love, heed my oath.


You who has control over all human emotion…


I want you to harness some of my endless supply of Buff Energy,


and transfer it into Gaara’s corpse.


...You intend to revive him?


...yes.


Well then, Buff Energy isn’t the only thing you need.


You’ll need a drop of Memes…


I’ve got some of that too.


...and a pinch of Raw S3x Energy if you want to revive someone.


I’ve got–


No you don’t.


Yes I do.


...no you don’t.


Fortunately for you, I have plenty.


So we can probably make this work…


You mean… you can bring the dead back to life?


...I always told you that the sheer power of Buff can do amazing things, right?


Yep.


WOW DO IT IDONTCARE


BGRING MY FRIEND BACK


wow you rear end


fine


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I’m… all alone…


I thought I made friends…


...met people who would be there for me…


good memes that would keep my heart alive…


GAAAAAARAAAAAAA


H-huh?


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAA


I-Is that…


N-Naruto!


You thought you were dead…


but it was I! Chiyo!


You came for me…


yeah, you still owe me my Jack in the Box coupon.


You all came for me…



I… including…


Including… OROCHIMARU!



Sup.


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Sakura, just come out and say it. How did you even beat Sasori?


Well, we were SO BAD…


that he died.


THAT…


that


thathathat…


...nah, jk


Sasori likes anime, so he was afraid of girls.


It was easy from there.


...Wow.


Gaara, you’re alive!


Oh my god… I’m so relieved...


Er, uh… yeah. I guess I am.


I’m so glad you’re okay…


Heh… I hope I didn’t worry you too much.


Gaara, marry me!


No, you said you’d marry me!!


W-what? You promised me you’d marry me last week!!


And that we’d have three children, all infused with the raw power of memeage!


E-eh? What?


What’s going on…?


Sorry, change of plans. I had an epiphany after I died.


The only people I’m going out with…


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On 2020-03-11 16:37:35Show this Author Only
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are the 14-year-old Gaara fangirls on DeviantArt.



WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?


...


Unlike all of you, they actually accept me for who I am.


And they’ll flame anyone who disagrees to death.




...huh.


So the rest of you can, uh…


I dunno. Go grab a beer together or something.


...


C’yall later.



...I see.



Hey.



I’m sorry…


No, it’s okay…



...


...ah, who am I kidding, it’s not okay.



*sob* *cry* *sad noises*


*depression*


(...Is this what I wanted?)


I’m… I’m *sob* sorry for breaking like this again...


(Goddess of Love… was this your doing?)


(Or perhaps… do you have an even further-rooted plan in the making, beyond what we can see as of now?)


Idontcare… *cry* what do I do?


My heart wants to leap out and commit seppuku…


Perhaps none of what Gaara and I went through together mattered to him, ever...


You know…


I get the feeling.


Eh?


And, to be honest, I don’t think I’m the right person to console you right now.


R-really? But… you’re– *cry*


But I know just the person who can help you.


I’m sure you’ve heard of Lady Chiyo… but do you know of her other title?


W… what other title?


She is the sage, guiding all souls lost on the road of romance…


The balm that heals all emotional scars…


She truly is the S3x Goddess herself.


Find her, and she shall help you discover closure.


Then, once things are better, come down to Konohagakure.


And we can spend some time together like the old days.


...Alright. I’ll take you up on that offer sometime in the future, Idontcare.


It’s a promise?


Sure. It’s a promise.


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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 8: In America!

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


END OF SEASON 1


STAY TUNED FOR SEASON 2

*featuring weeb hunting with Steve Irwin

Hey, I noticed something.


I dunno why, but DeviantArt REALLY hates the Generic Suna Nin.



Like, what did she even do wrong?


Is it because she likes Gaara, and the Gaara fangirls are threatened by that?



Imagine that, lmao.


doicare you’re literally writing a fanfiction where you feel threatened because gaara is encroaching on your anime crush


you friggin hypocrite


...Yeah, but I don’t call anyone a “Gaaratard” or anything like that.


I don’t hate Gaara or anything.



Like, this stuff is just downright offensive and toxic and hurtful.


Friggin’ Deviantart, man.


Friggin’ Deviantart.


lol this is why you never trust the internet


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On 2020-03-11 19:39:22Show this Author Only
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Hey guys, Tobin here to explain the joke.


So basically, uh... er...


Um...


Why is Orochimaru there again?

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  • TobinExplains On 2020-03-11 19:39:22
  • Hey guys, Tobin here to explain the joke.


    So basically, uh... er...


    Um...


    Why is Orochimaru there again?

Don't ask me, ask the animators.

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On 2020-03-15 04:55:01Show this Author Only
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  • Do I Care? 2 On 2020-03-11 16:37:35
  • are the 14-year-old Gaara fangirls on DeviantArt.



    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?


    ...


    Unlike all of you, they actually accept me for who I am.


    And they’ll flame anyone who disagrees to death.




    ...huh.


    So the rest of you can, uh…


    I dunno. Go grab a beer together or something.


    ...


    C’yall later.



    ...I see.



    Hey.



    I’m sorry…


    No, it’s okay…



    ...


    ...ah, who am I kidding, it’s not okay.



    *sob* *cry* *sad noises*


    *depression*


    (...Is this what I wanted?)


    I’m… I’m *sob* sorry for breaking like this again...


    (Goddess of Love… was this your doing?)


    (Or perhaps… do you have an even further-rooted plan in the making, beyond what we can see as of now?)


    Idontcare… *cry* what do I do?


    My heart wants to leap out and commit seppuku…


    Perhaps none of what Gaara and I went through together mattered to him, ever...


    You know…


    I get the feeling.


    Eh?


    And, to be honest, I don’t think I’m the right person to console you right now.


    R-really? But… you’re– *cry*


    But I know just the person who can help you.


    I’m sure you’ve heard of Lady Chiyo… but do you know of her other title?


    W… what other title?


    She is the sage, guiding all souls lost on the road of romance…


    The balm that heals all emotional scars…


    She truly is the S3x Goddess herself.


    Find her, and she shall help you discover closure.


    Then, once things are better, come down to Konohagakure.


    And we can spend some time together like the old days.


    ...Alright. I’ll take you up on that offer sometime in the future, Idontcare.


    It’s a promise?


    Sure. It’s a promise.


OOOO

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On 2020-03-15 11:10:17Show this Author Only
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  • wynos On 2020-03-15 04:55:01
  • OOOO

this part of the story might seem really serious since we're actually doing some romantic development...

but, a warning: this series is a comedy. any serious moment is only here to build up for another joke.'


keep that in mind now...

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