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Well, in two days it’s gonna be Valentine’s Day.


And we were tempted to release then…


But we’ve already broken off of our schedule enough.


ADLDICLPNO will release every Tuesday night*, and that’s that!


*unless real-life circ.umstances arise.


in 2 days it’s gonna be valentine’s day lmao


so enjoy yourselves, y’all


don’t be like doicare who’s stuck with his fictional waifus and nothing more


Dude, I swear. I’m gonna punch you one of these days.


like you haven’t already


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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Eps 4 - Chiyo, Swimsuit Goddess

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Cover art by Tecchen

Images provided by Do I Care?


Disclaimer: The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. Naruto is property of Viz Media, Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This Let’s Play is a parody and nothing more. So please support the official release. Cause we’re ninjas. Not pirates.


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Y’know, I just realized how nice of a place this is…


If only she didn’t have a boyfriend, I could’ve taken her here…


...hell, HE probably already did.


drat... and I was so confident that we were a thing back then.


It felt like I was an important person to her.


Like I mattered.


...that’s something that nobody else has shown me, ever.


...gaaah, there’s nothing I can do now.


Nothing I can do but wait for the hurt to go away.


It suks, but I’ve got no choice but to su3k it up and see if the Love Guru…


...this “S3x Goddess”...


...can fix this out.


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On 2020-02-12 17:41:14Show All Posts
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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 4: Chiyo, Swimsuit Goddess

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


Watch the Season 1 Intro here!



...does EVERYONE revolve around Gaara?


Yes.


GOD!


Gaara makes good memes.


Why you hatin’, Idontcare?


Gaara is a rear end in a top hat mothergentlycaresser


he peed on my gently caressing WIFE!


...he what?


You don’t have a wife.


I DID BUT THEN HE STOLE HER AWAY!


Doubt.




Look at this guy.


Look at how happy he is that Gaara got kidnapped.



He hates Gaara too. Kek.



stop projecting doicare


it seems that kankuro was defeated


oh hi bosshi


You’re late.


...not like that’s an accomplishemnt to kill konkoruououou.


...Didn’t you die back in Part 1, when Hayate killed you?



uhhhhHHHHhhhHhhhhh.


well since we know that temari is a bad unit, there’s only one other resource the sand village has that could possibly help fix this dilemma.


friends, we need to go and visit… the OLD PEOPLE.


I was gonna do that anyways.

Also, we found these two guys trying to murder the terrorist. They’ll help out in the operation as well.


Sup.


Oy.


Oh, it’s uh…



...what was your name again?


I’m Zaku, you rear end in a top hat! The former Tan Ranger of the Danger Rangers!


...Oh no, not this fresh eternal sauna again.


The freakin’ Danger Rangers were so last season.


Oh, and you’re uh… Desu, right?


...i hate you





This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2020-02-12 17:41:58.
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On 2020-02-12 17:42:15Show All Posts
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I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROO––––


OOOOOH TOO LATE


Let me introduce you to the Goddess of Love, the legendary Lady Chiyo.


...You’re the S3x Goddess?


...How many times have you lost your virginity?


Sixty-nine.


...bruh.


Chiyo, can you help us save Gaa–


You, with the dumb looking cat jumpsuit.


...It isn’t a jumpsuit! It’s my Shippuden clothes! And it’s BADB3TT!


...there is strife within your heart.


Huh…?


You seek romantic closure, no?


Is that not why you have come to me, the so-called “Goddess of Love”?


...yes.


What do I do if the Kazekage is b@nging my girlfriend?


she’s not your girlfriend, she’s his


Hmm, how intriguing. I see that your ego is as warped as your sense of reality.


Worry not, young one. You need not sheathe the truth in embellishment.


I know exactly what is going on.


The one whom you hold close to your heart has wormed her way into that of another, no?


Translation?


Generic Suna Nin is dating the Kazekage and not the buff idiot here.



Dude.


I mean, there were clues towards this even in Part 1.



...look.


I don’t wanna go too deep into this topic, since, y’know…


everyone’s here and they’ll overhear



but… I’d appreciate all the help I could get.


I see…


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On 2020-02-12 17:43:07Show All Posts
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Well, first, we must begin by freeing you from the emotional baggage tugging you down.


E-eh?



Oh, a new win objective.


Cool.




…Lady, are you going senile?


You don’t expect me to be able to beat up the girl I love, right?


Hehehe.


These are personifications of all your doubts and fears related to her.


Your fear of non-reciprocation...


Fear of abandonment…


Fear of losing the person you value the most... to external factors...


...And your strange irrational fear that Gaara is a k1nky mothertrucker and doing weird things to her.


...What the gently caress?


You’re such a weirdo.


AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


HAHAHAHHA



BAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA


...okay.


SHE JUST TOLD EVERYONE YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET


dude, c’mon


chill. it’s not a big dea-


YOU MUST BE SO EMBARRASSED


...if I had the artistic capacity to do so, I’d be burying my hands in my face right now.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLL


This is so * stup1d...


I have siphoned these fears out of your heart, and now you must defeat them in combat!


I can’t slap the person most important to me, you hag, let alone punch them!


I… just can’t…


Master, I’ll help you! I believe in you – you can do this!


You’ve always bragged about your fighting style – if it’s as great as you say, you can surely surpass this trial!


...Thanks.


Alright then, let’s do this...





This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2020-02-12 17:59:59.
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On 2020-02-12 17:44:01Show All Posts
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Your bl0ws lack focus!


Your “legendary” slap has lost its kick!


Do you truly wish to find peace of mind and liberate yourself of your doubts, or not?


WHOA WHAT THE gently caress IS THAT


Lost Art of Love: Harem Jutsu!



WTF


ARE THOSE TENTACLES


EWWWWWW


...no, Idontcare.


I… I can’t, you’re like a brother to me.


Besides, I already have a boyfriend...


O W


MY HEART


WTF LADY CHIYO WHYYYYYY


I’ve had enough of you, Idontcare.


I’m tired of your overbloated ego.


I’m leaving. I’d rather not speak to you again.



If I wasn’t standing in front of a crowd right now, I’d actually be crying right now.


What? I thought you said you never cried.


Yeah, but… sometimes I do.


Even a real man cries sometimes.


No we don’t.


SHUT UP KAKSHI





This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2020-02-12 17:44:13.
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On 2020-02-12 17:44:59Show All Posts
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The life of a Ninja is a dangerous one.


I could die on any of these missions, you know that?


I AM a Sunagakure soldier after all.


What’re you going to do after I die?




Do you know what Gaara did to me last night?


Do I Care?




Last night we got a little…



Idontcaresodonttellmeaboutitplease.


...feisty with all of his sand.


Wink.


...Words cannot express how I feel right now, so I won’t even try.


Suffocation, rope stuff, sand tentacles…


You name it.


That man, he knows every trick in the book.


...


He’s truly worthy of being known as the Kazekage of the night.


...wtf was that nickname?


Heehee.


LADY S3X GODDESSSSSSSSSSSSS


I’M DONE


gently caress THIS poo poo


I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE


Is your soul really so weak, Idontcare?


Well now, they’re going in for Round 2.





I have a boyfriend, so, erm…


I’m sorry, I can’t date you.


I… hope we can still be friends.



All you do is talk tr@sh about everyone.


I don’t want to be around someone as toxic as you.



...I was wounded in my last mission.


I’m going to die, Idontcare.


It’s… it’s grievous.



Yes, that’s right.


You heard me.


Gaara took his long, hard, sandy, rod-shaped tool, and shoved it deep in–


No.





This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2020-02-12 17:48:06.
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On 2020-02-12 17:46:02Show All Posts
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I’ve had enough of this poo poo.


I don’t want to hear about the Memekage’s stup1d s3xual fantasies!!


...


Would you just…


sHUT UP?!



…*p00f*




...Well done, young Padawan.


You have overcome yourself.


...even if it was through naught but sheer rage.


Lady, I’m steaming mad right now.


Especially at you, for making me go through that.


Let me give you a piece of my mind right now.


Hanabi?


Right.


BLAAAEKLGLRHGRKGK


Not so s3xy now, are you?


Um, you’re not one to talk.


You didn’t lose your virginity 69 times, did you?


gently caress you.


...Nice.


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On 2020-02-12 17:47:39Show All Posts
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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 4: Chiyo, Swimsuit Goddess

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


Boy, that fight was more awkward than the newest Akatsuki Radio episode I watched.


You listen to Akatsuki Radio?


Ever since the Akatsuki bought Barney the Dinosaur and turned it into a radio show, it’s never been better!


Hey kids, it’s me! Barney!


you know what I wanna talk about?


Friendship and magic and unicorns, all day!


There’s nothing better than friendship!


Pein-sama, why did you touch me before the camera started rolling desu ka?


BOI YOU WANT ME TO DEPORT YOUR rear end OUTTA JAPAN AND BACK INTO AMERICA?


iiiee, pain-sama! iieeeeee! nooooooo!! i wanna stay in nippon desu!


THEN SHUT THE gently caress UP!


drat, dude.


SHUT THE gently caress UP!


Hey Peen, you wanna chill?


SHUT THE gently caress UP!


God drat, son.


SHUT THE gently caress UP!


Alright, cut! CUT!


SHUT THE gently caress UP!


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