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Surprise!


We’re four days early, babyyyyyyy!


drat straight boyyyyyyyyy


we’re back and better than ever


Let’s get going with Season 1 of ADLDICLPNOS! Beach time, baby!



The images probably broke. Check the Google Drive for the full version.

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Eps 1 - New Shippuden Clothes

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Cover art by Tecchen

Images provided by Do I Care?


Disclaimer: The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. Naruto is property of Viz Media, Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This Let’s Play is a parody and nothing more. So please support the official release. Cause we’re ninjas. Not pirates.






Naruto Online is property of Tencent/Oasis.


Don't know what's going on?

Need to catch up on what happened in Part 1?

Check the rest of the story out right here!

https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/15VpwYewdW7-EAFhtTYUhi5UUurQNeMtG




I’m back everyone!


I’M BACK!


HEY GUYS LOOK JOHN CENAS BACK


actually I’m naruto


CLOSE ENOUGH



Three cheers for john cena!


actually it’s naruto


CLOSE ENOUGH



HIP HIP HOORAY


HIP HIP HOORAY


HIP HIP HOORAY


HIP HIP


okay THATS MORE THAN 3 CHEERS you rear end in a top hat


so we’re back now… now what?


well, its about drat time i got to see tsunade’s wonderful pair of... eyes again


...


a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 1: New Shippuden Clothes

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


Watch the Season 1 Intro here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpx.xlT8EGLg

Remove the dot between the two Xs to get the url (thanks, forum! thanks, youtube!)



I’m back!!


so uh… welcome back uh…


your name was… hold on I know what it was…


YEAH...


your name starts with an n


is it ni-


NO IT’S NOT IT’S NARUTO


oh


oh that was gonna be my 2nd guess


after naturo


and now i’ll singlehandedly cause the view count on this to skyrocket!



see?


goddrat it tsunade it’s not cool to pander to the typical anime fandom with your huge gently caressing titicacas to increase likes and views!


ey don’t blame me, i was drawn this way


okay hold on lemme call Idontcare over here


Why?


because it could be funny





This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2020-01-21 10:52:36.
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I can’t wait to show off my new Shippuden outfit!



HEY WTF ENDULECSENPAI WHATRE YOU DOING IN THE WAY OF MY GLORY SHOT





...wtf are you wearing?


It’s my Shippuden clothes.


...that looks ridiculous.


You gonna fight in THAT?


M E O W ~~~


uhh… erm…


...I hate you all. Shut up.


Hey there.


Oh I know you.


You do?


Your name started with an N…


is it ni-


NO MY NAME’S NOT NATURO, IT’S NOT gently caressing NIIINO


IT’s NARUTO


...Dude...



Uh…


Y...eah… Definitely.


Lots of progress.


Definitely not just spending for a Shippuden outfit.


That is super badbu.tt.





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Hey.


WAIT WTF WHEN DID YOU GET THERE


I heard someone talking about their new Shippuden outfit.


But all I see here is a crazy cat lady.


PFFFFFFFFFT



I’m so gonna beat you up.


I trained over the tiem skip.


I guarantee it.




...doicare


Yes?


...theres something wrong with that sentence.


...Yes.



I see a pattern.


magic hands kakshi


lmao


“touching” scene


get it because he touches ki–


I think we’ve already met our quota of inappropriate jokes.



So we’re gonna beat up Kakashi now right guys?


YEAH!


YEAH!


Yes sir! Senpai! Sir!


...


...Idontcare why is a 12 year old fighting with you


She’s my protege! My Cursed Child! I’m her enabler.


...I think you’ve been watching too much Black Bullet.


That anime isn’t even that good.


YOU SHUT UP MY BATTLE LOLI ANIME IS GREAT


...doicare


you know they’re right


you know you only put her on your team because of the remarks she makes when you feed her



...I gently caressing hate you, man.


...I also just realized this is going on the internet for everyone to see.


gently caress my life.


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So uh.. why are we doing this again?


if you get the bells


we’ll cut out the guardian shinobi arc in ADLDICLPNO


Holy poo poo.


we gotta get them bells


but i kinda like that arc


sHUT THE GENTLY CARESS UP

Alright, let’s see what nardo can do post-timeskip


...really? That’s it?


Pfft.


YOU SHUT UP


WHAT CAN YOU DO HUH? HUH HUH HUH?


Lemme show you.



That’s… exactly the same attack


that you had before


So we’re in the same boat.



...yes.


Hey, pay attention to me!


Actually, joke’s on you.


I lied.


I DID learn a new technique. Check this out.


BUFF STYLE: GROUND FLEX JUTSU!



...Ngl, that’s pretty impressive.


Doing that by flexing alone?


I’m a badbu.tt.


no.


Yes.


no.


Now for the finisher!


ERQ#TW$EAREYHSJYDTRSTHEARWG


i gently caressing hate you





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...wait a minute a cinematic?


It’s well animated, at least.


But now you have to kill me again!


OH CRAP HE TOO STRONK SHARINGAN IS TOO OP


...jk it’s too early in the series for that


Okay.


Hanabi, prove your worth as my protege!


Will do.




...Now this was humiliating.



A “real mission”?


What are we, kids?


And I didn’t want to do a mission.


whoops i dropped these papers


whatever shall i do


should we.. pick them up?


Uh…


gently caress it, let’s do it


NARUTO NO


these papers don’t even have any writing on them


ding ding ding! youve been chosen!


...For what?


a drawing for participants on this mission!


I hate you so much Kakashi.


So wtf do we do.


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We’re going to go visit Gaara.


Did you say…


Gaara?


YOU HEARD ME RIGHT BOYS, IT’S FLASHBACK TIME BAYBEEEEEEEEE


I remember when...


GODdrat IT TSUNADE TRIGGERED THIS FREAKIN FLASHBACK AND NOW WE’LL BE HERE FOR 50 FRIGGIN YEARS


I remember when… however many years when…


when Gaara gently caressing murdered Dosu…



...when Gaara wore some really nice rear end shoes…



man, those were nice shoes.


I remember that time he had a gourd on his back


and sometimes SAND would come outta that.



Sooo… WHY are we visiting him?


Well, we’re gonna have our…


BEACH EPISODE.


...Beach Episode?



Fanservice episode.





This ain’t anything without a fanservice episode.




...Ooh.



Remember Baka and Test? The first episode of season 2 was a beach episode.


...You do know there’s no ocean coastline in the Land of Sand, right?


Shut up.


There’s probably like a lake or something.


That’s enough for me.


You just want to see GSN don’t you.


...I gently caressing hate you.


You know what this calls for boys?


ROAD TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP


AND THEN AFTER TAHT


BEACH EPISOOOOOODE



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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 1: New Shippuden Clothes

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



HEY KAKASHI WILL YOU TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN


I’M THE DRIVER SO I GET THE AUX CORD OKAY?!


I thought the shotgun was supposed to get that.


No u.


...I gently caressing hate you.


...Would it make you feel better if I told you a story?




...Settle down, y’all. I know you’re excited.


Man I remember my amazing teammates as a genin.


Who could forget that lovely flower Rin.


SD*DSHFDJGKYUDTJYSRTEA


Or that crazy knucklehead Obito.


DASFGDHRSJYETKUSRYZAUSETGJB


And even my totally alive sensei, Minato–


dfsagDHSTRJYETKRUSKUEL


I said, TOTALLY ALIVE SENSEI.


ETARDYTSJDKUYILRO$&IRYDUT


TOTALLY ALIVE-


SCREW YOU ALL YOU’RE BEING TOO LOUD THAT’S IT I’M PLAYING MY 3DS


...naruto.


YOUR 3DS’S STUP1D MUSIC IS TOO GODdrat LOUD


IT’S DROWNING OUT MY NETFLIX.X.X.X.X.X


This car has netflix?


Naruto.


YOURE PLAYING WITH A gently caressing MICROWAVE


THE SALESMAN SAID IT WAS A 3DS SHUT UP


...I’m more astonished that you even brought a microwave in your pants.


...


BUT THE SALESMAN SAID IT WASNT A MICROWAVE, IT WAS A 3DS-


Naruto.


Shut up.


gently caress the salesman.



...

.

BUT THE SALESMAN SAID-


Naruto


If you say that again I’m gonna take that microwave


and I’m gonna gently caress you with it






...


...


BUT THE SALESMAN SAID-


...that’s it.


MAGIC HANDS TIME!!! 100000 YEARS OF DEATH RAAAAP!


THE SALESMAN SAID IT NOT ME! NOTME!


...


...


...Kakashi why are you doing 1000 years of death on Orochimaru?


When did he even get here?


...can we just get to the beach episode already?


I wanna see me some beach babes.


hi





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Oh hey! It's the new season!


Everything's new, it's the future!

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