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ADLDICLPNO 44 - The Grand Finale

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Hey, everybody! In case you missed it, I’m going to re-copy the PSA that we dropped here in the last episode. And we added a few new things that we have planned for you!


Derps and I just wanted to announce that this will be the SECOND TO LAST episode of ADLDICLPNO!


After that, we will take a few months’ break to focus on other things.


Both of us have gotten very busy and we want to wait till we’re back in close contact with each other to start working on this project again!


HOWEVER! There WILL be two things that we do within this time.


For one, we are gonna compile up some statistics, along with a “greatest moments” collage.


Secondly… there will potentially be an ADLDICLPNO Gaiden, made solely by the one and only Derps! It’ll be a bonus story that happens in between episodes 44 and 45, and it’ll be more of a humorous thing than serious. We’ve had too much serious in this episode already!


Once we get to ADLDICLPNO Shippuden, we will be completely revamping all of our portraits and making them look MUCH more uniform than they currently are right now.


Keep your eyes peeled in the next few months, and thanks for being with us for a whole 43 episodes!


https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1vZ5rt61CIimkczUBz0liT6JRPuFvZC5y

The images probably broke. Check the Google Drive for the full version.

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 44: The Grand Finale

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Cover art by Tecchen

Images provided by Do I Care?


Disclaimer: did you know that hubert fire emblem was in guardians of the galaxy 2?

so hyped for 3 houses

Alright, cannon fodder. Let’s size up the situation one more time.


Why do we need to do that?


To remind all the viewers of what happened last episode.


Fiiiiiiine.


So Sasuke just got out of the barrel and ran off.


Uh… we should run after him right.


Yeah.


So, are you all ready to give chase?


YEAH!


Sure.


I said, ARE YOU ALL READY TO GIVE CHASE?


I


I said yes the first time.


THEN LET’S GET GOGOGOGOGOGOGO-IIIIIIING


GO GO GO GO GO SPEED RACER



...why is he so weird?


Hey, don’t look at me.


a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 44: The Grand Finale

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


Finally, we’re almost done with the story huh!


I wonder what’s gonna happen nex–





...Really?


ANOTHER filler instance?


So, Gaara. Dosu. Are you r-




...where’d they go?


Plot convenience disapperation I guess.


*sigh* FIIIIINE.


ok so who do I even have left.


Pfft.


Tch.


...god are you serious


Yes.


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On 2019-07-08 11:06:53Show this Author Only
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Whoa this is a big map.


yep lol


this is final boss material amirite



I mean, look, this place is so pretty.


It’s beautiful.


One of these days I should take Generic Suna Nin on a date here.


...speaking of which does she even have a name


I like my girls like that.


Nameless.


nerd


geek


Correction: jock.



And uh…


Who’s that lady over there?


filler 4th party member?


Sure, whatever.


She’s hot I guess, so I can go with that.


HIIIII there.


Oh god it’s you again.


Don’t you mean “HEYE there”?


YEAH BUT THAT DOESNT WORK OVER TEXT


THEN PEOPLE THINK I’M SAYING HEY


LIKE HAY


AND NOT HIIIIIIII WITH AN EYE IN IT


EYE think you should shut up.


WELL EYE think you should gently caress off!



You know what EYE think?


EYE think it’s weird that there’s a Hebihime there


when there’s no hebiho-mes in sight


EYE THINK THAT’S AN UNIMPORTANT DETAIL THAT DOESN’T MATTER IN THE LONG RUN!


You know what IIII think?


what?



EYE think your joke is starting to get old.


HGRKGURKFORK


he’s permamently dead now right?


...right?


EYE definitely hope so.


EYE’m going to pray that’s true.


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On 2019-07-08 11:07:41Show this Author Only
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Seriously, this place is pretty.


Generic Suna Nin would love it if we had a picnic or something here.


it’s nice


very nice


I think that’s the nicest thing you two have said this entire Let’s Play.


nice.


nice.



nice


That’s not nice.


What happens if someone, like, falls off?


Wanna test that theory?


Push her off. Push her off.


Do it. No guts.



Contrary to popular belief, I treat women nicely.


So no.



...you were saying?


That wasn’t even me Izumo so don’t blame it on me.


heh.



Oh god not another one of these.


Well, you know the drill folks.


THIS BATTLE WAS BOOOOOOOOORING SO WE SKIPPED IT omegalul


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On 2019-07-08 11:08:16Show this Author Only
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Alright, guess it’s climax time.


just like the gir–


You be quiet. We reached our innuendo quota like, 10 episodes ago.


No innuendos huh?


Well that’s it, we’re leaving.


WAIT WHAT–


You’re on your own now, shim-bukerouo.


What in the eternal sauna is a shim-bukerouo?


You.




...Why would I want that j3rk to stay here?


He’s a j3rk.


yeah but


plottttttt


plus nardo cares about him 4somereason


FIIIInE.


But first let’s do some exploration.



Whoa. Dude, look.


Sasuke dropped his wallet.


...wallets.


Why was he carrying this much money?


gotta find a way to pay for those linkin park concerts somehow.


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wait… idontcare.


why are you here?


i thought you hated sauceke.


I do.


I hate his guts.


I hate how edgy he is. I hate his attitude.


I hate how he tries to steal screen time from me.


But you have a huge mancrush on him, Naruto.


And because of that…


That’s why I wanna help you.


Cause I know how it feels to see someone you care about slip away from your grasp.


...w...wha?


LITERALLY 20 EPISODES AGO:



Oh my God.


What the politics? She’s severely wounded in the torso! I don’t even… what the government kind of weapon is this?


poo poo, where’s my squad of medical idiots?! She’s going to die if she doesn’t get help!


AOBA! GET THE MEDIC NINJA RIGHT FREAKIN NOW!!!


Aight.


Come on, Generic Suna Nin. Hang in there. Please don’t die on me.


We’ll get you to safety soon.



PRESENT DAY




See? Even Sasuke’s surprised that you’re here.


For once, we agree on something.


I JUST EXPLAINED WHY YOU NINCOMCOOPFS SO JUST KEEP ARGUING


SASUKE COME BACK WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY


Orochimaru is the way of the future.


With Orochimaru, I can become a kick * character and get lots of screen time.


WE HAD AN ENTIRE TEAM DEDICATED TO RETRIEVING YOU!


A fat British guy…


Two Bill and Ted wanna bes…


A punny pervert…


And the most patriotic Canadian I’ve ever known!


ALL OF THEM sacrificed themselves to bring you back, and you just say NO?



That was sarcasm, wasn’t it.


Lemme ask you something.


Do you think I care?


That’s my line. I’m Do I Care, not you. J3rk.


Who cares about those pieces of garbage?


None of them are interesting characters anyways. Except maybe the Canadian.


They all have dumb gimmicks that get old after 20 episodes of milking them!


...you take that back RIGHT NOW!


THEY’RE BETTER THAN YOUR DUMB DANGER RANGER FRIENDS!


At least the Danger Rangers have personality, right?


And they have an interesting character and romance arc, too.


Unlike SOMEONE I know.


THAATS IT ITS SO ON!


I’M TAKING YOU DOWN SASUKE RIGHT HERE AND NOW OR EVERYONE ELSE HERE BUT ME WILL DIE TRYING!


YEAH!


Wait… what?


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I hope you’re ready for the rear end-whoppin’ of a lifetime, boy!


Don’t call me “boy”, boy!


You’re like what, 13?


And I’m canonically 19. I think. I forgot.


wait wait wait…


if you’re 19


how old is your girlfriend?


uhh


She doesn’t look legal.


Ped0.




Oof.


Sick burn.


You know what else is a sick burn?



CANADA STYLE: CANADIAN ATTACK!


...where did you learn that poo poo.


From my resident Canadian.


Eh.


That’s enough to justify hurting you then.



Don’t stereotype, you j3rk.


...ow.


That…


...hurt way more than I expected.


Are you mad that I’m damaging your precious muscles?


...I hate you right now, man.


That’s it.


Time to use my next move.


IDONTCARE SLAP-SLAP COMBO!



I see your moves are still as unoriginal as ever.


You’re one to talk, Mr. Birdy Chirp Chirp.


YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.



...ow.


Wanna see something unique?


DEER STOMPY STOMP!



Hmm…


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On 2019-07-08 11:11:04Show this Author Only
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Hmm…


Boruto’s dad has done nothing but watch the fight.


Let’s get him into this action, eh?



oh poo poo



...oh poo poo


looks like I’ll have to enter…


my Final Form.


*takes drugs*


...what have the Danger Rangers been teaching you?


Drugs are cool.



Sasuke, you don’t…


YOU DONT NEED TO DO THIS!


THINK OF THE MEMORIES!


THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER!





...



SAAAAASUKE.


Don’t think about them.


Friendship and s3xy biceps temporary.


Revenge is ETERNAL.


Also, I look fabulous in a kimono and you don’t.


Hahaha.



...we did have some good times, didn’t we…


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...What the eternal sauna does that even mean?


You could never understand him anyways.


He’s too edgy.



Okay, that looks freakin’ awesome.


nice work game


He’s too strong tho.


How are you gonna defeat him?


...How else?



...you gotta be kidding me.


You need something different.


Besides stup1d slaps.


Any other ideas, Naruto?



..poo poo, he really IS tough.


This… could be a problem.


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...Gotcha.


E-eh?


I’ve always wanted to shut you up, you stup1d muscle-bound narcissistic freak.



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!


IDONTCARE! ARE YOU OKAY?


ADGSFDHJRFDXCNGHGARHET




…Is he okay?


...


...He’s definitely not okay.


That’ll keep that… outsider... from meddling between our affairs… right, Boruto’s Dad?


...how DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY FRIEND?


Him? He’s your friend?


He’s a j3rk to everyone he knows, right?


...He stood up for me here, even though he hates you…


Just for me.


...I think that’s admirable.


...Let’s finish this, SO0KY..


Indeed, Boruto’s Dad.


Let’s finish this.




lol




...I win…


...loser.


I will gain power.


I will avenge my family.


And...



I’ll become the interesting and entertaining character that you never could be, Idontcare.


Farewell.


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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online

The Grand Finale

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


Hey! Excuse me!


What is it?


You two… You’re from the Leaf Village, right?


Are we now.


Maybe we are, maybe not.


Please don’t… don’t play these games with me. I’m in a hurry! I need to find my… someone.


Who are you looking for?


A guy named “Idontcare”. Big, tall, ruggedly handsome, and–


He’s over there in the Final Valley, fighting with ADHD boy and emo boy.


O-okay! Thank you!



I have to find him quickly. The Hokage said that he could be in trou–



oh my God.



!!!



Idontcare?! Idontcare, wake up! Get up!


That wound… there are lightning scars all around his body!


At this rate, he’s going to bleed out and die...


Somebody! Please help! Is there anyone there who knows medical jutsu?



No, I can’t just panic. I… I need to stay calm. Otherwise he’s going to bleed out and I won’t be able to do anything ab…



...I don’t know any medical jutsu myself. My only hope is to bring him back to the village ASAP...


...Hang in there, Idontcare. You’ll be safe soon.


Just… don’t die on me. Please don’t die.


P-please...


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A legendary finale for a legendary series.


What's the last episode gonna be?

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On 2019-07-10 11:31:52Show this Author Only
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  • Dosu On 2019-07-09 13:22:28
  • A legendary finale for a legendary series.


    What's the last episode gonna be?

You'll see.


In due time.


Also Dosu, I'll need ya to send the Generic Suna Nin sprites back my way cause I kinda lost 'em...

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  • Do I Care? 2 On 2019-07-10 11:31:52
  • You'll see.


    In due time.


    Also Dosu, I'll need ya to send the Generic Suna Nin sprites back my way cause I kinda lost 'em...

I already sent them your way buckeroo.


I presume you're gonna use them for cutscenes of her bringing Idontcare's body back?

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