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It's been too long since the last episode. Both derps and I are out of school now for the summer, at least.


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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 42: Speed Dating

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Cover art by Tecchen

Images provided by Do I Care?


Disclaimer: remember kids. don’t be a lovesick moron like danger red.


2 EPISODES AGO ON ADLDICLPNO:


Y’ALL FIGHT ME NOW, Y’HEAR?


YOU KILLED KIDOMARU AND I’mMA AVENGE HIS *Y, *Y rear end!


Yes, that’s right, we’ll both fight you!


Yeah! Two on one!


Two won tons.


Two two.


But first, a strategy meeting.


*whisper*


HA! Little did you know, I can read lips. You gonna trick me with your shadow jutsu and manipulation, but I’m ready to counter now!


...and that’s why I don’t eat carrots.


Hahaha… gross.


Anyways, let’s fight now.


I’M GONNA KICK YOR AAAAAAAAAAAA


later! bye!


yoink! woop woop woop woop *disappears*


Now that was just darn disrespectful.


Stillll good enough to trick ya toots.


Darling, you dun make this girl mighty ire.


I have no idea what you just said.


a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 42: Speed Dating

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


Alright, Kiba has been saved. Who’s next?


That stup1d pun… dude… guy… man.


...gently caress.



Hey, uh… are you drinking?


Did you just pull a beer out of your–


NO I DIDNT SHUT UP SHUT UP


GOD YOU SOUND JUST LIKE UKON


HES ALL “NO DRUGS YOU IDIOTS” and “DONT DRINK” and all that dumb stuff


...Uh…?


DON’T LISTEN TO STUP1D !DIOTS LIKE HIM


Hey, uh… can we just…


Can we just fight already?



Hey, uh, Idontcare.


What is it, cannon fodder?


Why is my ninja pouch filled with 69 oranges?



Nice.


Nice.


Nice.


Orange you glad to have brought them along?


...I’m starting to understand why the majority of Konoha hates you.


People hate me?


Why would they hate such a supreme specimen of my caliber?


You’re annoying.


Your ego is inflated to bursting levels that I didn’t think was possible.


You’re always sweaty from standing in the sun and flexing all the time.


You say “gently caress” too much.


Wait a minute, what the gently caress.


waitwaitwait–


No, let me finish.


Your muscles are probably fake.


You’re not even a real vegan.


You–





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NO, MY OTOGAKURE CLOTHES!


...did I just tear a hole through your clothes?


uh…


wooooOOOOOps.


You better pray to God and all that is hole-y that I don’t accidentally strip you.


This isn’t that kind of series you dingus!




AAAAH, MY OTOGAKURE SCARF!


We get it. You’re from Otogakure.


THAT’S IT I’M KILLING YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT


uh… but people die when they are killed?


NO SHUT UP


no u.


I… uh… erm…


You’ve got a pretty killer mindset, ngl.


Good pun, right?


oh that’s hot


Imeanwhat


:thinking:


Hmm… I wonder if I can try this poo poo pickup line that Ino told me to use on girls.


It’s so garbage, but maybe it’ll actually work.


Cause she looks drunk as absolute gently caress.


He-ey, girl.


E-eh?


Are you sand?


Because you FINE.


....



...Well, it was worth a–


Not gonna lie, that was pretty good.


Braaaaaavo.


o.o


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Your hair is bad.


You think too highly of yourself.


And, most importantly, you have a girlfriend and I don’t.



I think I wanna cry now.


Soooooooo.


Do you think Shikamaru’s gonna be alive by the time we get to him?


No.


Of course he is.


Don’t you know how this anime works?


Eh?


Shikamaru’s got the Plot Armor jacket.


He’ll be fiiiiiiiiiiine.


Tell that to Genma.


IT STILL HURTS!


YOU FORGOT YOUR SHOTGUN TO THE FIGHT YOU IDIOT


BECAUSE IT WAS CONFISC@TEDDDDD!



...I can’t move… her genjutsu is too strong.


Wait… what’s… what’s happening to me?


Hey, derps.


wot


Why are you giving Idontcare so much screen time in last episode?


Since he’s been so infrequent in the past few episodes.


so we can give the illusion that the shikamaru tayuya fight is taking a loooooooooong time?


lol


ok give me a moment to find the–


...Wait derps what’s that–


what’s what?


The website you just-


not important lol, let’s just move on ok





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...Was that your 20th beer?


God, how much have you drank?


my boyfriEND IS Too TAll fOr ME to kiSs HiM on ThE LIPs. WhAT sHouLD i Do?


Punch him in the stomach.


Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.


Tackle him!


Dump him for someone better, like me.


Kick him in the shin.


NO TO ALL OF THESE!


Just… ask me to lean down.


>tfw the stuff you say is so important that you wake up from a comatose state to complain about it


that’s kidomaru in a nutshell.


...



...i miss kIDOMARUUUUUU




...?!!


...it’s okay.


everything will be just fine.


the spider threads of fate will guide you to happiness once more.


Really?


I really hope so.


I mean, I feel like… we got a connection, y’know?


You like puns, I like puns…


Oh yeah.


It’s like we’re twiiiiiiiiiins.



your name must be Wi-Fi, because I swear I’m feelin’ a connection…


Well, y’know, you remind me of Jirobo’s asthma.


You just like… take a man’s breath away.


You’re just that stunning.


heEEEy.


wanna date?


Huh?


i saiD, WaNnA DaTe?


Hmm…


So an extremely cute lady seems genuinely infatuated with my ability to make witty comebacks related to wordplay and wants to spend more intimate time with me?


I mean, why wouldn’t I?


10 MINUTES LATer



...W-wait, how did this happen agai-


yooOOOOUUUU TELLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee


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12 MINUTES LATer


disclaimer: ADLDIC Co. and all affiliated affiliates do not necessarily support this crack ship. We just thought it could be punny.


L is for the way you look at me…


o is FOR The onLY oNe I SEE…


V is for very, very extraordinary…


Egg.



Er… hi.



WTF IS THIS TRANSLATION OMEGALUL


WAIT HOW LONG WERE YOU HE–


GOD THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING


PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHA TALK ABOUT A CRACK SHIP


Alright shady boi stand up and put your Richard Nixon away


we gotta PUSH THE PLOT FORWARDS y’know


...


...ya serious?


I find love and a moment of happiness and you have the AUDACITY TO RUIN–


...didn’t she have a thing for Kidomaru?


Maybe she just likes guys with that type of haircut.


Since y’know your hairs look prett-tty similar.


Oh and puns too I guess.


Enjoy being someone’s sloppy seconds, you stup1d pun guy.


SHUT UPPPPPP



HEY WAIT A MINUTE


SHE ISNT EVEN FIGHTING WTF


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sloppy translation/10


I’ve had enough of this * crack ship.


And I’m tired of being irrelevant in this Let’s Play!


Shikamaru X Temari is omega canon, and I’ll prove it right here and right now!


MAGIC WIND FERRET!



da hell?



Uguuuu…


I had just… found love again…


drat you… Temari…


Excuse me sir, we heard a report that–


OH MY SWEET WAIFU’S BUBBLY MUFFINS WHAT HAPPENED HERE



...Who are you?


I’m Akuma from the Ninja Environmental Protection Agency.


NEPA for short.


We got a tip that people were damaging the environment in these parts.


And, well, as I can see.


ONE of you is responsible.


uh… it was Tayuya! it was her! that b–


Wait, wha–


Well, I’m sorry ma’am but I’m gonna hafta put you under arrest?


For-r-r-r- wHAt?


You’re in strict violation of section 29.10.0982 of the Konoha Charter.


Severe pruning without a permit.


W-w-hat? I didn’t do anything!


The only crime I committed was the crime of falling in love with this guy who was chasing after the kid I helped kidnap!


...and underage drinking. That too.


*hic*


Uh-huh… You should really stop before the charges roll higher, ma’am. I’m gonna take you to prison right now.


CURSE YOU TEMARIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


YOU HAVENT HEARD THE LAST OF MEEEEEEEEE


SHIKAMARUUUUU I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU


...You don’t actually like her do you.


Um…


please say no.


uh… no, of course not.


Not at all.


No way.


Nope.


No way in eternal sauna.


Not like I thought she was cute or anything.


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Huh. What are the chances that a NEPA guy would show up?


Well, he said he WAS tipped off… but by whom?


I guess we’ll never know.


But maybe-


Nope. I GUESS WE’LL never know.



Hehehe…


It’s all going according to my plan.











a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


Hey derps.


hey what?


Look what I got.



...w0t?


A new haremette, obviously?


uh… dude you’re canonically take–


We’ve been over this. I’m a playb0y.



...goddrat it she’s too smart


you’re just creepy doicare


you know what doicare is for short?


dic.


...I hate you, derps.


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On 2019-06-27 14:51:28Show this Author Only
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Aoba of the Door finally strikes... o.o

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Nice story and i didn't remember tayuya was that cute

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