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ADLDICLPNO 40 - The Shower Scene Episode

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On 2019-05-28 05:54:48Show this Author OnlyDescending Order
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As it turns out, I'm friggin' sick.

And you know what that means? ADLDIC time.



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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 40: The Shower Scene Episode

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Cover art by Tecchen

Images provided by Do I Care?


Disclaimer: remember kids. don’t be like Danger Blue. Don’t do drugs.



Hey, I got a question.


Yeah?


Don’t listen to him, he’s high right now.


Doesn’t it seem like Spiderguy is taking a long time?


Ugh… don’t remind me. That * pun guy COMPLETELY HUMILIATED ME, Sakon!


COMPLETELY HUMILIATED ME!


My dignity has been shattered!


Uh… are you listening to me? I’m Ukon, not Sakon.


I WAS ABOUT TO CONFESS TO KIDOMARU AND THEN-


AND THEN HE JUST HAAAD TO INTERRUPT! *burp*


...Tayuya.


Yeessh?


Are you drunk?


…i swear to drunk im not god.


...How did you even get drunk within the time between…


...well, it *has* been two weeks since the last episode. So it’s not unbelievable that you’d whip out the vodka while we weren’t looking.


DOONNN YOU JUDGE ME DANGER TURQOISE! WE JUST LOST OUR MOST VALUABLE CONRADE!


...and Jirobo too?


BAH, WHO CARES ABOUT HIM? WE LOST KIDOMARU, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE…


FIRE IN MY LOINS...


THE SOLE ILLUMINATING STAR IN A DARK NIGHT SKY…


OUR WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME…


...Jeez, what happened to your tsundere side?


NOTHINg, BAKA DESU!


...well, wherever Kidomaru is right now, I’m sure he’s hard at work and NOT goofing off.


MEANWHILE…


He’s alive.


I’m going to take this one for interrogation.


Hey, uh, big scary scar man.


Can I have a drink?


Huh?


Oh, sure, whatever.


Have all the alcohol you want.


Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.


a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 40: The Shower Scene Episode

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


No way!


What’s up?


My rockin’ senses are picking up a bogus disturbance.


Rockin senses.


Really.


Dude, don’t act like you’re not jealous!


‘Cause you totally are.


So I guess it’s just us three now… yeah!


There’s three of us and just two of them.


I’m sure next time we can take care of them.


So that’s uh… That means uhh….


we uh…


hoo.


carry the six-


We outnumber them three to two.


WE OUTNUMBER THEM THREE TU-TUS!


I mean two-two.


To… two.


Yeah!


We’re getting close, I can smell them mighty strong.


We’ll be on them any minute now.


3 DAYS LATER


I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE’D BE ON THEM ANY MOMENT NOW?!?!


YEAHHHH….


it’s just the moment hasn’t happened yet.


And you wonder why the show’s named after me.


Freakin amateurs–



OW!


You okay there champ?


No.


Wood you like some help?


...


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On 2019-05-28 05:57:45Show this Author Only
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Y’know, I just realized something.


What is it?


This is the most GIGANTIC FREAKIN’ FOREST I’VE EVER SEEN!?


How does anyone get around in this world?!


We’ve been running through the forest for like what…


2 episodes?



It’s time for my Will Smith shower scene!


But Lord Orochimaru, your arms–


AH GAD * IT I SAID ITS TIME FOR MY SHOWER SCENE!



OHHHH THE PAIN…


IT’S SO TOTALLY WORTH IT…


AM I S3XY, KABUTO?


Um, not r-


AM I S3XY?!??!?!?!??!?


Um…


*sigh*


Yes.


You’re very s3xy.


THEN THIS WAS… TOTALLY WORTH IT.



I must get a vessel for Lord Orochimaru. Time is almost up.


...Since he’s so unwilling to use my own.


*FLASHBACK*


We have plenty of bodies in reserve for you just in case.


OH, GOD NO!


Have you any idea where those FILTHY THINGs have been?


*including my own.* *drool*


Oh, god, I don’t even want to know where YOURS has been.


God, this is just as bad as the last time I needed to swap bodies!


FLASHBACK IN A FLASHBACK


*forest of death*


Y’all ready to take the Chunin Exams?


Mm-hmm.


Hey, Lisa, is that Michael Jackson behind you?


Uh? what? No, you just want me to look behind me. Michael Jackson is DEAD.


Um… no, that’s–


BODY STEAL NO JUTSUUUUU!


OH SH–


OH poo poo I CHOSE THE WRONG PERSON, THIS GIRL ISN’T S3XY AT ALL!


L-Lisa, are you ok?


PRESENT TIME


My body’s not good enough for him, huh?


I starved myself for 2 weeks just to get thin enough to be pretty for him, and even still–


...I’ll show him.



Listen everyone. I need you all to kill each other.


Y THO?


So that one of you can become the new vassal for Orochimaru.


The winner will have his soul taken over, by him, and you will just be an empty shell.

THAT DOESNT SOUND LIKE A VERY GOOD PRIIIIIZE.


DEW IT.


YOU DIDN’T SAY THE MAGIC WOOOORD.


*sigh* please?


SEE, WAS THAT SO HARD–


GACK *ded*





This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2019-05-28 06:00:45.
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Hey, Kimimaro, how’s my favorite patient doing?


...Ugh…


My head is killing me man, don’t shout.


I wasn’t shout–


DON’T SHOUT!


Looks like we’ll be needing your service again.


Your… Danger Ranger friends aren’t doing so well.


Kabuto.


what?


I have been spending the past few days in unimaginable pain.


I’m all out of beer.


I can’t even walk.


AND I FEEL LIKE I’M DYYYYING.


It’s probably the drugs and alcohol destroying your body.


Uh…


Would you do it for a Scooby snack?


THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.


Would you do it for… two Scooby snacks?



...Bring the car around.



Hey, I killed them all.


Can I become the seventh Danger Ranger now?


I’ll be the Puke Yellow ranger–


Hello!


AaaaAAAAAAAH!


I’m going to steal your body! lolololol


D-does that mean I’m s3xy?


Yes.


Sweet…


*dead*



Jeez, this guy’s a pain to carry.


ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!


We’ll take him off our hands for you.


Oh, well thank you, that would be very nice.


Alright, cool. Now let’s make like lightning.


And BOLT!


ROCKIN’ GETAWAY!


Really. Rockin’ Getaway.


Kthxbye.




...wAAAAIT A MINUTE…


oH GOD* IT


This is why you guys SHOULDN’T DRINK DURING MISSIONS YOU IDIOTS


Not gonna lie, that went better than I expected!


Yeah, I did not see that coming. Were we… ORGANIZED?!


Whatever, man. The important thing is, we got away scot free with absolutely no negative repercus–


DANGER BLUE! DANGER GREEN! DOUBLE TEAM ATTACK!


Oh-oh-ohhhh, I was totally asking for that.



So, uh, is Kiba dead?


Probably, whatever, let’s go on.


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On 2019-05-28 06:01:13Show this Author Only
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Hah. Really, I get to fight Kiba one on one?


For a moment there, I thought I’d have a challenge!


Dude, you have no idea who you’re up against.


Oh, please, you’re like the most pathetic character in this show.


Who’s gonna save you now?


Shikamaru?


Hinata?


Tenten? *giggle*


Or maybe even those two * idiot guys whose name I can’t remember?


...It’s *so* on.


You’re so dead.


I don’t need anyone to help me, you most heinous brah.


I certainly hope they don’t cut off our figh–





...Dude, why’d you stop?


Your cue man, then we attack you in retaliation.


Oh, sorry. I thought they were gonna cut off our f–



Hey.



OW, * IT!


I think this *hic* belongs to us.


Whoever did that is an ASS!


Kimimaro, we could’ve gotten him back!


Yeah, no.


No you couldn’t.


One of you four lost to CHOJI.


CHOOOOOOOOOOOJI.


Well at least he’s dead–


I’M NOT DEAD YET!


Wait… Kimimaro, weren’t you hungover?


I am. My head hurts like hell right now, so don’t shout.


Didn’t you just-


I SAID DONT SHOUT!


I’m solely using the power of my will to move.


That’s clinically impossible.


YOU’RE CLINICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!


And you’re an idiot.


Well I’m an idiot with a barrel full of Sauce.


C’ya.


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On 2019-05-28 06:01:48Show this Author Only
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Y’ALL FIGHT ME NOW, Y’HEAR?


YOU KILLED KIDOMARU AND I’mMA AVENGE HIS S3XY, S3XY rear end!


Yes, that’s right, we’ll both fight you!


Yeah! Two on one!


Two won tons.


Two two.


But first, a strategy meeting.


*whisper*


HA! Little did you know, I can read lips. You gonna trick me with your shadow jutsu and manipulation, but I’m ready to counter now!


...and that’s why I don’t eat carrots.


Hahaha… gross.


Anyways, let’s fight now.


I’M GONNA KICK YOR AAAAAAAAAAAA


later! bye!


yoink! woop woop woop woop


Now that was just darn disrespectful.


Stillll good enough to trick ya toots.


Darling, you dun make this girl mighty ire.


I have no idea what you just said.


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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


Y’know, I really hope I can actually get some screen time in the next episode.


It’s really p!ssing me off that I’ve been doing like nothing this entire time.


g0dddd I’m so bored.


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On 2019-05-29 08:40:05Show this Author Only
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Now that there's been a shower scene, I wonder...


Was there a beach episode? Will there be a beach episode?

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On 2019-06-01 06:17:37Show this Author Only
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  • Resilliance On 2019-05-29 08:40:05
  • Now that there's been a shower scene, I wonder...


    Was there a beach episode? Will there be a beach episode?

Well there issssssss the Kazekage Rescue arc coming soon...


There's probably a beach in Sunagakure somewhere.

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On 2019-06-01 17:24:46Show this Author Only
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Ngl, I'm kinda hyped for the Sakon fight.

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