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On 2019-05-13 13:13:41Show this Author OnlyDescending Order
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Alright, alright. I'm burnt out, it's finals time, whatever. Let's just get this episode on the road.



The images probably broke. Check the Google Drive for the full version.


a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 39: Forbidden Love

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Cover art by Tecchen

Images provided by Do I Care?


Disclaimer: remember kids. if you ever fight a female opponent and she’s beating you down, make sure to learn from Danger Black and look up her skirt! That’ll be enough to distract her so you can run away!


Jirobo must’ve taken care of them by now.


Hi.


Ah, speaking of which, here he is.



Hey guys, it’s me. Jaiiiyrooobough.


Took you long enough.


Why’d you take so long, you useless lump?


I was busy eating a salad, and exercising.


Okay, are you TRYING to fool us or what?



Nah, I just liked scr3wing with ya.


And, uh… heh heh, yeah, it’s just me.



The REAL pun man of this Let’s Play.


Disguise jutsu is fun lel


Heh, guess ol’ America got done in.


Hey guys, catch Sasuke!



OW!


SON OF A-


You can’t even catch a BARREL?!


I… I was distracted!!


Y-yeah… distracted… Next time warn me before you talk to me, okay?


How am I...


There are so many fallacies in that sentence I don’t even know how to respond.


a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 39: Forbidden Love

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


So, we gonna fight now, or… what?


...Tayuya, take the rest of the team and go on without me.


But why?! W-why, Kidomaru?!


I can handle them easily. And if I get in danger, I can just tailspin out of there.


...Was that supposed to be a spider pun? Webs? Spiders? Spinning?


Oof, too many puns like that and I’ll turn into a recluse.


DON’T INTERRUPT OUR FEELSY MOMENT, YOU *!


...Alright, I trust you, Kidomaru. But… I–







OH, JUST gently caress ALREADY YOU TWO!


OH, gently caress YOU TOO! THAT’S IT, gently caress YOU, I’M OUT OF HERE!


C’MON, SAKON, UKON. LET’S DITCH THESE LOS3RS.


Whatever.


...Sakon, what happened to the weed that was *just* in our pocket?


…uhhhhhhhh…?


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On 2019-05-13 13:14:51Show this Author Only
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...So, uh… that was awkward.


Let’s just get this over with.


I swear, if you guys kill me, I am so going to kill you.


I can’t go back on my promise! I promised I would return to my team afterwards.


*spits spiderman web*



Ha ha, looks like you’re all in a **y situation.*


Aaaaauuugh, is that the BEST you could come up with? *Wood* it take so much for you to come up with some better puns?


...Okay, you’re the first to die. Pun ripoff man.


Shut up, you’re the ripoff!


You’re just saying that because of the color of my skin!


Y’know man, I stepped on a spider just like you this morning. I’d say he was genuinely CRUSHED.


...these are getting worse and worse as the episodes go on...



Did you really think you could catch us all?!


Dudes, leave this guy to me. I totally dig this guy’s rockin’ vibes.


He seems like the type of guy who would pe3p in the woman’s onsen!


Wait wait wait wait.


Is this gonna be like…


we catch up to them…


they leave a guy behind…


we leave a guy behind and keep chasing them…


the two left behind do a 1v1...


Until there’s just five different 1V1s going on in this endless goddrat forest?


Seems like you’ve spotted all of the plot threads of this arc, yeah.


Your puns are so bad. *threads*? who would think of threads when they think of spiders?


Not like you could come up with anything better, shadow-boy. Quit throwing shade at me.

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On 2019-05-13 13:15:28Show this Author Only
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Guys, I can handle him! we’re a team, and teammates look after one another.


But you left Lee to go with us pretty easily–


Okay FINE dude, YOU deal with Spidey here by yourselves!


Well, don’t let us stop you.


Knock ‘em ded bro.


INTERMISSION

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On 2019-05-13 13:16:08Show this Author Only
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Ha ha… what a foolish move.


To separate from your group.


To be caught like the prey you are.


I shall warn you. I have plenty of aces up my sleeves.


All *six of them.*


...Dude.


That’s pretty gross.


Cool tactic, though. You must have some big brains to think of that.


Yeah, it’s what comes from growing up in the ghettos of Otogakure with Tayuya.


Alright, time for my final move!



*hurk*


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!


Didn’t your mom ever tell you that spitting is a BOGUS habit?


SIXTY-FOUR PALMS GR0PE!



Not bad.



But my sweat protects me from anything you’re using to try and cut my web.


Aw, man that’s NASTY!


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On 2019-05-13 13:17:19Show this Author Only
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What’s the matter, am I *bugging* you?



...Oh, no you don’t.


Not today.


You ain’t stealing MY puns too.


Huh?



Oh I’m not fallin’ for THAT again.


BEYBLADE ATTACK!


I’ll show you my TRUE power!


*pops pills*


Dude, did you just take drugs?


That’s how I open my Third Eye, yo.



Nothing can escape the web of my vision now.


...You mean, you can p3ep in the bathrooms with it?


Uh… yes.


That’s friggin’ dope, dude.


...I don’t know what to say right now.


Every few minutes I spend here, I lose some respect for you.


TOO BAD!


YOU CAN’T DEFEAT ME ANYWAYS!


I have three hundred and fifty nine degrees of vision!


I’m a master at pe3ping in women’s bathrooms!


I am nearly undefeatable! I am-




You’re gonna attack me in the one degree I can’t see, aren’t you.




…?


Pretty much, yeah.


Well, crud.

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On 2019-05-13 13:19:39Show this Author Only
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TIME TO GO A’SNIPIN’!


Google Docs is being an Idontcare and not being compliant, so here’s an image of Neji sniping Kidomaru colorized. As provided by the one and only Dosu.

Thanks, Dosu. We appreciate you here at ADLDIC Co. LTD.


Aww, most heinous.


Ha. Caught like a fly in my web.


Aw, is tHAT THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH?!


I mean, when I go back and try to marry Tayuya we’ll be newly-webs… And then there’ll be a spinoff show about it! ADLDICLPNO Gaiden!


Okay, okay, that one was okay.


And is Gaiden really a thing?


I mean… those christmas specials were basically a Gaiden, right?


It’s a *y subject anyways, don’t let it hang around.


...Crap, his puns are strong. There’s only one attack that I c*e to defeat him.


I only have enough ch8kra to use one attack.


Then I’m spent.


ARE YOU READY KIEV?!


Do your worst!


Alright, you asked for it!


NEJI ULTRA INSTINCT SHIDORIYUKEN SECRET ULTIMATE ATTACK!



GENTLE GR0PE: DOKIDOKI EXPLOSION!


Most excellent.


...You… chose the wrong… target for that… attack…


should’ve hit Ta...yuya…


...Crap, you right.


...Good match, man. Mad respect.


Heh…


Stumped under the foot of a superior ninja…


At least I died doing what I loved.


Making spider puns…


I thought Tayuya was what you loved. You’re not doing her, you liar.


...I don’t know what to say about that, man.


Ngl, that would be pretty hot right now...


You… you lookin’ a little tired buddy…


why don’t you take a rest too?


Heh… that’s… that’s a good idea…


*sleep*



NEEEEEEEEEEEJIIIIIIII! ARE YOU DEAD YET?



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On 2019-05-13 13:20:18Show this Author Only
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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


I’m heee-


WAIT I WAS LATE AGAIN?!?!!?


WHAT THE HELL, WRITERS?!


Y’know, weave really come a long way since the original episodes.



Get it? weave? spiders? Heh heh…


HEY, STOP IGNORING ME! I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER!


Yeah, I know I’m not funny. :(


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On 2019-05-15 04:38:27Show this Author Only
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Was this episode made by spiders, for spiders, and of spiders?


(I'll take my leave.)

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On 2019-05-28 04:56:31Show this Author Only
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  • Resilliance On 2019-05-15 04:38:27
  • Was this episode made by spiders, for spiders, and of spiders?


    (I'll take my leave.)

Spiderman, spiderman


does whatever a spider can

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On 2019-05-28 05:26:35Show this Author Only
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sneaks in some puppet spidey and clay ones too..

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