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It's time, baby.


The images probably broke, check the Google Doc here (https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1vZ5rt61CIimkczUBz0liT6JRPuFvZC5y) for the full version!


a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 37: Pieces of Paper

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Cover art by Tecchen

Images provided by Do I Care?


Disclaimer: remember kids. not every piece of * on the ground is a trap. sometimes its just litter.


remember kids. littering is bad.


ON THE LAST EPISODE OF ADLDIC...


Now hold on there, partner.


Who’s there?!


It’s just a redneck, that’s all.


Me and my SPAS-12 are about to give y’all a good ol’ fashioned b00t slappin–


...wait.


Where the eternal sauna is my shotgun?


WHO THE HELL TOOK JESSIE?! WHO TOOK HER?


uh… genma?


WHAT IS IT?!


You know that the Fifth Hokage passed a law against carrying firearms around, right?


THAT’S BULLpoo poo! I HAVE MY SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS!


And, well, she thought you’d be a problem child, so she had Cain and Abel confisc@te your shotgun.


...you mean to tell me


I gotta fight all these jingos


WITHOUT MY JESSIE?!


drat YOU TSUNADE!!


...so are we gonna fight now, or what?


No, instead I’m just gonna spit mah toothpick at you to show how angry I am!


Alright, Danger Rangers! This man is a menace!


Let’s teach him a lesson in good and justice!


GO GO DANGER RANGERSSSSSSS



a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 37: Pieces of Paper

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life





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Dudes, my nose is pickin’ up some killer blood scents!


One of them reeks of Sasuke!


Your nose is pickin’?


Eww.


There must’ve been a huge battle…


...and Sasuke was there.



Not exactly rocket science, old sport.


I think we ALL figured that out.


Even me!


S3xy chunin jacket = leader!


Should we still go after him?


I dunno…


I think I’m gonna have to leap through some poorly looped trees for 20 minutes deciding.



Aaah, you wood’nt believe how refreshing that was.


It even helped me think about the root of our problems.


And that was definitely not a waste of anyone’s time.


Alright, inventory check. What did we….


...hey guys, why are there 69 oranges in my ninja pouch?


Nice.


Nice.


Nice.


Orange you glad you brought them along?


...Rubbish.


...I hate you guys.



Wait up, there’s a trap! It’s a barrier jutsu!


Once we’re inside, we’re screwed!


Um, dude, that’s a piece of paper.


No, it’s a trap! It’s a tearable trap! Don’t you see?!



...Terrible… tearable… ha… ha… no. dude, it’s just a piece of paper.


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Danger Rangers, retreat!


Tayuya, how are you doing?


Not so good. We’re all beat up now thanks to that fight.


That guy whipped out a revolver and shot me in the shoulder!


Of course he goes for me first. It’s because of my skin color, isn’t it.


You have natural armor though. You’re the most resilient of all of us! Meanwhile, the gunshot wound in my torso REALLY FRICKIN HURTS!


Oh can it, Tubby.


God, this is the worst mission I’ve ever been on.


Look, if we just rest up a bit without interruption, we’ll get Sasuke back in no time flat.


In the meantime… any of y’all want to smoke a joint?


...Guys, guys… can we like, not do drugs?


No, I need painkillers! Now!!


Dudes, we finally caught up to them!


And there’s a hot girl with them! Bakugyan activate!


Alright, now we just need to be quiet and-


EXCELLENT!



Why did I ever put you two together?


*sigh*


Neji, use your sight. Where’s Sasuke?


Uh… haha… heheheheh… wait what?


NEJI STOP STARING AT THE GIRL WHAT’S IN THE BARREL?


Uh… uh yeah right uhhhhhhh it’s… it’s Sasuke!


You think you Genin could slip by ussss without getting noticed?!





Oh, don’t worry, it’s just a piece of-



ssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSs


uh oh.



Who the eff are they?!


Why “eff”?


So I don’t have to censor it!!


Why would you have to censor anything, Tayuya? You swear so much–


IT’S A BAD gently caressING WORD OKAY?!


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Aha, it seems like you’ve fallen into our *web*, and now you’re stuck like the–


Wait.


Please don’t tell me you’re going to start making spider puns now while we fight.


Oh come on, I was just going to–


No, Kido. Just. Just no.


HEY YOU! Don’t steal my niche in this Let’s Play!


I’M the pungeon master!


No, I AM!


You weren’t around in like episode 3!


You don’t even have a theme for your puns!


y’know what whatever. We’re not here to fight tho. We’re here to negotiate.


Can we have Sasuke back?


No!


Oh, well, okay then. C’mon guys, let’s go home.


OH NO YOU DON’T




Ha! Those idiots have fallen into my trap!


IN AMERICA!


Hey, let us out!


NO!


You’re mean!


No, you’re the ones who are mean!


You guys are just a bunch of perverts! I saw you over there, staring at Tayuya like cREEPS!


I’m gonna take you all to jail!


Mol3station and har@ssment is a CRIME!


Nice going, Danger Yellow. We’ll head back. You can take care of them I suppose?


Yeah.


Glad to hear you’re good for *something* at least.


Byec’yalater.


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Oh no, we’re trapped in here!



Hmm…


Rockin’ rocket!


It’s repairing itself! The damage is fading!



….hm….


Quick Neji! Use your sight to find him!


RIGHT! BAIYAKYOOOOGAN!



...This is it guys, I don’t see a way out of here.


We shouldn’t have come.


We shouldn’t have come.


Hey, at least there’s strength in numbers!


There’s also death in numbers, it’s called a massacre!



...HmmMmMmMMMmMMMMmmmMmmMmmmmm…



heeeEEEEEEEEY. THAT B0TTON SAID NOT TO TOUCH IT!


I mean cmon Naruto, can’t you read?!


IT SET US FREE-


IT SAID DON’T TOUCH NARUTO. Jeez.


I’m sorry sir, do you wanna put us back in the dome?


No, no, it’s okay, the moment’s gone now.


Thanks Naruto. Thanks a lot.


Now ALL of you have to fight me!


We can’t waste time fighting this guy.


One of us has to stay and fight him.


...and I think I know exactly who is-


NOT IT!


NOT IT!


NOT IT!


Not it!


Not-oh, bugs.


a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life




So, emo kid’s been kidnapped.


Yeah.


And you think pun boy and them won’t be able to get them back themselves.


Yeah.


Are you serious? WOMAN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHONEN ANIME?


NARUTO THE MAIN CHARACTER IS THERE! HE CANT FAIL!


I thought you were the main character.


O-oh yeah… yeah, haha… you’re right.


...you know I was just geting ready to settle down in the village with Generic Suna Nin.


But no0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o.


DO YOU WANNA GET HIM BACK OR NAAAAAT


...y’know what, whatever fine lets go, c’mon guys



Shizune, you’re pretty cute. Wanna come?


Uh… who are you again?


...Are you serious?





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Oh for the love of...

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On 2019-04-16 06:03:19Show this Author Only
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NIce ! kool chapter ~

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Was that a YuGiOh abridged reference or was I just seeing things?

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On 2019-04-18 04:41:21Show this Author Only
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Tsunade has going you the mission.

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  • Resilliance On 2019-04-18 04:41:21
  • Tsunade has going you the mission.

script fixes when?

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Ngl, I missed this series.

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