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ADLDICLPNO 19.5 - The Bonus Episode

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so were almost at 20 episodes now


...And we’re almost done with the Chunin Exam arc.


So we thought, why not do a bit of premature celebration?


That never hurt anyone, right?


yaaaaaaaay.


(See the entire thing here: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1KF__IebmAAkomUbFLsJj3t9m2Yy1P28A)

The images probably broke, check the Google Doc for the full version!

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 19.5: The Bonus Episode

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Images provided by Do I Care?

Generic Suna Nin portrait drawn by Tiami upon request. Thanks again.



Disclaimer: does CoF have a hard C like Cough or a soft C like Soft?



Just another morning...


You drat birds!




a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 19.5: If ADLDICLPNO Was A Rom-Com, Eps 1

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Time to check the Events.





...Gambling? Okay...


...Well it looks like… I’VE BEEN CORNERED.


...If you don’t get the joke, look back at the Lucky Board.


Closely.


Then look back at what I said.


Repeat until you are laughing.


Yay, humor.




Garbage? No CAN do!


I just CAN’t stand the smell of garbage!



You know, I gotta say, I’m really not a FAN of this cat always jumping around like that!


oh come on you know you love him


No.


Why is he even here?


he only appears when you’re high you know


are you high?


You’re one to ask–


You shouldn’t smoke, you know, Idontcare.


Shut up.


I’ve never touched a cigarette in my life.




heeeeeeey there buddy ol pal


Who the gently caress are you!?


um hello its me


a derps life


...No, that’s not you, derps.


shut up for the sake of demonstration it is


okay doicare. remember the NUMBER ONE RULE.


Heheh, yeah.


Only talk with the buff people.



Hey dumbface!



hey *wad


Hey wait, you’re not buff.


You look cute!


I do!?


I’m gonna hypnotize you!


You are!?


You’re gonna have a crush on meeeeeeeeeeeee!



dRAT PLOT DEVICE


HEY DERPS! HEY DOICARE! WHY’D YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A LOVE INTEREST


its fun


NO IT’S NOT!


Oooookay bye! Exit stage left!


...


*crash*


***


*wacksmackpow*


What.




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On 2018-07-14 03:04:37Show this Author Only
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WHOA DERPS LOOK


I’M PLAYING FORTNITE


SEE?



thats not fortnite


Shut up.


That’s totally how you play Fortnite.


um no


lemme show u how the real pros do it



...Hey derps, you know I can see your nametag, right?


no u cant


im playing fortnite


...Hypocrite.



Why are there so many goddrat BIRDS?


GO AWAY!




Looks like you just… had your mind bl0wn.


Remember to stay aHEAD of the crowd next time, alright?


nailed it


Shut up.



Hey, what are you nerds talking about?


...and so I told him, like, “If you drink this entire can of WD-40, I’ll give you five bucks.”


And he did it.


That doofus Naruto drank the entire thing.


LOL


I wonder how the Kyubi tolerates that stuff.


Did you even pay him the 8$?


No, lol.


...The fact that you guys say “lol” makes me wanna barf.



Why is that bird on my cROtCH?


I think this calls for my most powerful attack:


PELVIC EXPUROSIONU!!



dude


you’re nuts


nailed it


No.



Why does Konoha have so many goddrat BIRDS?


Get outta here.



Now that’s something.


I’m so awesome I can make birds explode by looking at them.


say


would that be hitting two birds with one–


Don’t you start.


.
.yeah you’re right that doesn’t work



Holy poo poo.


What the government are those statues of that weird Sound guy and those other two weirdos!?


And that other guy. Resiliance or whatever. Idk who he is.


Hey there.


I see you there, sitting dissatisfied with your life.


Wanna buy some–


No.



Wwait, w-w-w-w-what are you doing here?


It’s almost night time. So I’m gonna hit the SAAAAACK!



Gotta put on my sleeping clothes first though.



Aww yeah.






This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2018-07-14 03:08:33.
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...why am I sleeping on the FL0OR!?


Wait a minute…



What the hell? Why are you here? I didn’t want a bl0w dryer for Christmas!


…but I even made your bed for you! What do you think?


It’s flat underneath the covers! JUST LIKE YOU!


...Oh, you’re gonna regret introducing the first-ever chest joke to this series.


What can I say? I’m a pioneer.


...


Whoopsies!~


...oh poo poo.



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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online (Well, not really)

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



So, have you figured out your career choices?


...What choices do I have?


...Well since we caught you with that girl in your house you get only two choices.


How did you even learn about that? Besides, that wasn’t my fault.


You can be an ANBU.


Or you can be a brony villager who makes generic insults at Naruto.


How did you even learn about that?


What do you pick?


ANBU...fine.


...And I guess that’s Idontcare’s origin story in a nutshell.?


Uh, cool, I guess.





This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2018-07-14 03:07:38.
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On 2018-07-14 04:58:19Show this Author Only
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You go girl!

#JusticeForFlatties

There's so many birds in Konoha 'cause all dem cats are leading some crazy events instead of hunting.

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On 2018-07-18 13:20:29Show this Author Only
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You guys should've called this the pun episode.

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On 2018-07-19 00:50:02Show this Author Only
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Well....



That was an...explosive episode.


(I don't know who that one weird guy was though...yay statues :D)


(Now all we need is episode 19.75, 19.875, 19.9375, and 19.96875)




This post was last edited by Resilliance on 2018-07-19 05:29:08.
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