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Alright, this is our longest episode ever.


So it better be worth.

(See the entire thing here: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1KF__IebmAAkomUbFLsJj3t9m2Yy1P28A)

The images probably broke, check the Google Doc for the full version!


a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 19: The Jiraiya Episode

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


Images provided by Do I Care?

Generic Suna-nin portrait drawn by Tiami upon request. Thanks again.



Disclaimer: i swear to drunk im not god



You may have beaten me last time.


BUT I’M SO GONNA KICK YOUR rear endS THIS TIME!




Do I Care's comment: (This was supposed to be a Substitution Jutsu screenshot but ehh I got lazy)


Whoa, holy poo poo.


Did he just dodge my Birchslap?


You didn’t know ninjas could dodge?


Hey.


Dodge THIS.


Guy, do the robot.


WITH PLEASURE!


Oh god my eyes are burning up


OH YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT


I CAN DANSH! IM A GOOD DANSHER!


Guy being able to dance?


I think that’s the best joke we’ve made in the past 3 episodes.



a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 19: The Jiraiya Qv Episode

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life




So, more errands with our favorite ADHD boy?


I can’t wait.


Hey look it’s Crispin Free-oh...nope, never mind.


Hey there, I’m Jiraiya, and-


do we really have to do this


Do what?


This whole “old pervert guy” running gag.


ya know its kinda overused in anime


Hmm. You do have a point there.


Tell ya what, if you can pass this one test, let’s skip it.


Really?


yeah, all you have to do is get 100% on this.


what’s this?



NINJA BRAIN TRAINING!



Well this doesn’t look too hard.


2+2=5


that’s 8


5


green


red


blue!


wat


BLUE


huh?


BLUE


BLUE


BLUEEEEEEE


BLUEEEYUIALSDKGALSFGOLHRK<


BAHHH LOOO


BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE


WHAT THE I SAID BLUE


BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


BLUE


BLue


blue


...*crying*


*crying*


...ok so when do we start






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waitaminute…


im a writer


does that mean–


No, I’m not letting you run off and ditching me with all of the episode writing.


Stay here.


You are not gonna run off with Anko or anything.


gently caress



hey doicare


you know what i think we really missed on this lets play?


What?


how naruto always has these flashback sequences


...So?


so were gonna make this more like the anime


and add flashback sequences more


...Hell.


okay?


okay.


FLASHBAAAAAAACK 3 DAYS AGO


OKAY LETS GET STARTED WITH TRAINING


Wait, why do you need me?


Can’t you train with Kakashi?


well…



FLASHBAAAAAACK 1 DAY BEFORE 3 DAYS AGO


HEY KAKASHI CAN I TRAIN WITH YOU?


sorry man, sharingans only


YEAH! SHARINGANS ONLY!


Whatthe–HEY THAT’S MY LINE!


BESIDES YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A SHARINGAN!


Nuh-uh! I have one under my bandages!


Besides, you know the rule of Naruto, right Sasuke?


Any character with a hidden eye actually has a Sharingan! Haven’t you even watched this show?


No spoilers, nerd! I haven’t gotten to Shippuden yet!


FLASHBAAAAAAACK 3 DAYS AGO


well that is pretty pathetic but i dont wanna deal with you


PLEASE?


No.


Please?


Okay, no, that’s just creepy.


WELL THEN HOW ABOUT THIS HUH



Now I’m a super cool samurai.


Wanna train with me Jiraiya?


Iron sharpens iron, as they say. *wink*


OH HELLS YES!


I told you those samurai were cool.


Okay Naruto, your first test is to walk on water.


WAIT LIKE JESUS


Yes Naruto, like Jesus.


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaitaminute


does that mean jesus was a ninja


Yes Naruto.


JESUS was a NINJA.



Really?


NO NOT REALLY


PRESENT DAY



OKAY!


ok… try again


BUT DON’T SUK THIS TIME





You suk!


You know what, I have a better idea on how to train you.


First, let’s fight each other for no reason.



Ew ew ew ew ew what is that?!


P0op.


Frog p0op.


...Is this the kind of thing a master ninja uses?





This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2018-07-02 12:10:59.
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hey did someone say frog


Oh no.


Hey guys


What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?


...what?


iT geTS TOAD AWAYYYYYYYYY


nailed it–



Taste the Birchslap.


You totally deserved that one.




What kind of attack is that?


Summoning toads to sit on me?


W e i r d.


IT’S A VERY ADVANCED TECHNIQUE DON’T BA*



Alright, next step in training!


Jump off that cliff over there.


...Are you HIGH?


Jesus, what kind of–


YES SENSEI! *jump*



WHO THE ##!@%! ARE YOU


IM NARUTO AND I SUMMONED YOU


BULL^@@#%T!


Well that’s a nice mouth you have there.


SHUT THE@#$^ UP YOU @$#^#!&#$ SA#$#@$%&@$%&@$%)(*&@#)(%^*!)#($P^&()#&()$^!


!@#$^!


So can we beat him up now?


...yes.



Wanna buy some dr–


THE JOKE IS DEAD


...Remind me to switch Shino out with someone else next episode.



...holy poo poo he’s dealing a poo poo ton of damage.


Since all my teammates are scrubs, I guess I’ll have to finish this myself.


GO BUFF GUY ATTACK!




now thats what i call a top quality professional screenshot


Shut up.


so now that i summoned you will you listen to me?


#%@^ NO!


so… what if i sit on you for a really long time?


drat, WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME !#%%!#ING EARLIER? THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!


....and because nothing else really interesting happens, we’re going to skip to the next instance!


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BO0BS FANSERVICE!



He threw off my meme stream.


And so, I will kill him.


Also, I don’t like Canadians.


Oh man.


Why are the backs of Naruto’s and Shikamaru’s shirts so goddrat INTERESTING?



Ahem.


I said, I will kill him.


And there’s no bad meme you c*e to stop me.


Not even the Fortnite Dance (™).


Or Ugandan Knuckles.


Or those freaking Tide Pods®©™ featuring Dante from Devil May Cry.


Is no one going to notice that Lee ISN’T EVEN IN THE BED?



THERE IS ONE THING I CAN DO TO STOP YOU


IF YOU DONT LEAVE HIM ALONE


ILL DANCE.


You wouldn’t dare.


YOU THINK YOU’RE SO COOL WITH YOUR MEMES AND STUFF


BUT I CAN DANCE!



OKAY OKAY GOD OW OUGH MY EYES


FINE I’LL LEAVE HIM ALONE


Man, that was kinda harsh Naruto.


Had to be done, Idontcare.


Had to be done.



Wait, why am I outside?


And who’s that guy running around?


...oh yeah that weird puppet guy


Whoa, I just realized something.


oh hey dosu


...Hey. How convenient of you to show up 85% of the way through the episode.


Is this instance supposed to be when Gaara is fighting Dosu?


Because they’re on rooftops and everything–


okay thats a good point and all but lets move on


You shouldn’t mess with Gaara right now.


yeah so?


You dare face the power of the meme siblings?


You see, Gaara’s not the only one of our family who has power over memes.


...hey, are you paying attention to us?


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Whoa.



Screen Shot 2018-07-01 at 9


Hey derps, is it just me?


Or is that generic fan girl literally the cutest, sweetest thing ever?


uh i think its just you


the faceless mooks are literally as memorable as mizuki was


...Who’s Mizuki?


my point exactly


Okay derps, I know we disagree on a lot of poo poo.


But you can’t just brush off how cute this girl is.


oh my god youre turning into dosu


gushing over a minor character like this lol


Ex-CUSE ME?


...Wow.


Imeanitsnotlikeyoulikeanarutocharacterisitcoughankocough


...


I’m here to distribute some bugsssssssssss.


Whoa, whoa, whoa. Down, boy. Down, Shino.


You’re gonna scare her off with your weird jacket and your creepy glasses and your furry haircut.


And all of your odd substances that people tend to like to abuse.


Girls don’t like that kind of poo poo ya know. This is why you're not married in Boruto.


...Wow.


Just chill and let me handle this, okay?


Yeah, no. I don’t trust you.


So, sand girl, do you wanna buy some–



No.


Shino, screw off.



OWWWWWWWW OKAY


FINE


Ahem. Let me handle this.



Hey girl, are you like the sand?


Cause you’re lookin’ pretty fine to me.



TEN/TEN PICKUP LINE


GET IT CAUSE TENTEN



...you’re so witty Guy.


No amount of weed could make that funny.


I can testify. I’ve tried.


...really? That’s how you’re handling it?


...g-get it, cause she’s from the sand village


and… ya know…


*sigh*


gently caress you guys are idiots


...Permission to kill the buff guy?


Yes. And do it slowly.


That was so bad I think my ears are bleeding.


Oh come on, it wasn’t that bad.


Yes. Yes, it was.


I me*l of those Sound Village people complain about puns but


at least they’re not the Sand Village.



...Okay, I think that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.


Temari, can I go home? Please?


Uh, sure, I guess?


Once you beat the crap out of these guys for causing this idiocy.


Sure thing!


Oh… poo poo.





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Wait, you’re using a fan just like Temari


So you have wind powers too?


To be honest, I’ve never really been bl0wn away by how strong Temari was–



(This is supposed to be of the Suna girl killing Idontcare, but Do I Care? was too late on his screenshot timing xD)


...okay I deserved that one.


Yes. Yes you did.


What? Why me? Hey, I didn’t even do anything wrong–


That’s totally unfair!


WELL IT LOOKS LIKE ITS JUST ME AND KAKASHI LEFT


DONT WORRY KAKSHI I CAN CARRY THIS TEAM WITH MY SICK DANCE MOVES!


...welp


ahuhuhuhuuuuuuuh






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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


Whoa, did that one girl just wipe out my entire party?


uh no it was a team effort


Nah, it was totally just her.


See, she’s strong AND cute. And I like that.


...no doicare, you’re just weak


you literally have like half of your magatama slots full


and your equipments are at like level 17


im astonished that you even got this far without failing


Do I Care's comment: In my defense, I was taking a lot more time trying to do screenshots instead of raising my power. Thanks derps.


Shut up. I’m buff, so I don’t need equipment.


Isn’t that how these games work?


no lol


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You know what really suks?


When the title screen, the very FACE of the episode, breaks down.


So here, here it is again.


Screen Shot 2018-07-01 at 9

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Where's the new funky mode of this?

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2+2=5?


Is that a 1984 reference?

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bro, this "iT geTS TOAD AWAYYYYYYYYY" .. killed me xD .. wahahahahahahahaha

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Needs more dead memes

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It's especially good episode for featuring Dante from Devil May Cry

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Heyyy, we're a popular post now!

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