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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 17: Happy Early Birthday, Dosu

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life (and Dosu)


Images provided by Do I Care? and Dosu



Disclaimer: The following is a fan-based parody. Naruto is property of Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This “Lets Play” is a parody and nothing more. So please support the official release.


Naruto Online is property of Tencent/Oasis.


a derps life wants to point out that this isnt actually a lp in the truest sense, its just a creative work lol


Also, even though we bash Naruto Online we really do like the game at the core. Don’t take offense please!


Alright, now it’s finally time for the most epic fight in the exam arc!


...does that mean I’ll need to play the game again after this?


Aww, I was enjoying doing nothing to contribute to this LP besides a few side comments every now and then.


...doicare you’re so lazy


Oh yeah, and the real Dosu’s birthday is June 12th. Happy early birthday Dosu!


Uh, thanks I guess?


Wait, how do you even know that?


I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.


Uh…


lets just get on with the episode ok




a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 17: Happy Birthday Dosu

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life, with help from Dosu



Next match: Chouji vs. Dosu.


Let’s at least please see something here.


Especially since Lee v. Gaara ended up being a big cop-out to make dumb meme jokes.



Oh my word, is it truly my fight?


Bless my soul, I do need to stop gnoshing and jump into the fray!


You talk weird.


And you’re one to talk good sir.


Begin.


Sir, I do believe I must defeat you in a battle of skill and wits!


* Akipooshi Style Meatball Thing!



*boing*


*boing*


Uh… what kind of attack is that?


It’s the patented Akipo0pshi Meatball, which has been passed through my family for the past 7 generations!


Let me show you what it can do!


Yeah, no.


Quit running away sir! Slow down so I can actually hit you and run you over!



Hey *bonk*


*Ow my head!


Now’s my chance!



...He’s fast.


Not fast enough to dodge the Meme Toxin.


But still fast.


Now that’s what I call school spirit!


Truly inspirational, eh? There’s no doubt abooooot it!


That British accent of Choji’s is so fake lol


It’s time.


I heard this is the type of music you Brits hate.


Cause we got the fire, fire, fire


Yeah we got the fire, fire, fire–


AND WE GONNA LET IT BURN BURN BURN BURN


Aaaaaah!


WE GONNA LET IT BURN BURN BURN BURN



Well, according to the one British person I’ve spoken to in my life, the Brits think Ellie Goulding is objectively terrible.


Glad to hear it was true, at least in this case.


I think it was the power of your attack, not just the music…


The power of the attack IS the music.



WE GONNA LET IT BURN BURN BURN BURN


ask;dfylwSDIKZGLiksdzdgaldozxbkhoaewriuslfbkxhoaeilrsg


aaaaaaaaaaa






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I’m not done with you yet!



Now to use my ultimate attack – Random Quotes Attack!


Man, I just wanna live a lazy life. Most people won’t admit that, so the fact that I can say that out loud proves that I’M THE MAN.


Yep, I’m definitely awesome.


Oh, for the love of tea and biscuits… how do you do so much damage with a few * voice lines?


Sometimes, I wonder what it’d be like to have a backstory.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!



That… was the weirdest fight I’ve ever seen.


Dosu wins.


Cool.


Lord Orochimaru… or rather, Orochimaru, now do you see? I’m more than a mere puppet.


I have a writer’s favor on my side. And you know what that means?


Plot armor. Dosu ain’t going nowhere.


Did someone say something?


Huh, maybe it was just the wind.


And that concludes the preliminary test in the Chunin exams. Come back in a month for the finals.


Wait, what the crap? We have three tests in a row, and then now we have to wait a whole month?


Yeah, uh, we need to clean up the Forest of Death.


And we only have one janitor.


Doo-doo-doo-doo, I’m just cleaning the forest, and… wait, what are these half-eaten bugs doing here?


WAIT WHY IS THERE A BUNCH OF PINK HAIR HERE?


MY NICE CLEAN FOREST FLOOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Ninja Exam 25



oh he-ey


well look who it is


Wait, why is Kabuto there?


uh duhhhhh


...


I say you just surrender right now.


You know Dosu’s birthday is coming up, right?


You already said that.


hey wait a minute


since when did you get guy and kakshi on your team


I needed some assistance.


So I called in the Jonin to help out Idontcare.


kakshis garbage lol


Shut up, he’s pretty cool.



I didn’t know Kabuto could resurrect the dead.


i lowkey forgot how that mixes with lore lol


Who cares about the lore? Let’s just finish him up.


Shino, you know what to do.




Oh cr– *blurgle*



Hey, what’s that Unyielding thing?


he’s got a chance to revive


It represents his unyielding efforts to go against Orochimaru I guess..!


Uh…


Where do I get one of those?


That sounds kinda OP if you ask me.


It is.


its not


Shut up!


no u


no u


no u


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That’s a lot of congratulation for just winning one battle.


Dosu’s so strong that you get four congratulations instead of just one. It’s that much of an accomplishment.


I really am having a lot of trouble believing that.



Are there even tigers at all in the Forest of Death?


No, we put them there so you’d have something to do.


We imported them from the Land of Waves.


And, you know, Konoha forest and stuff.


...I really hope these aren’t the same tigers as before.



gently caress


wait there’s literally nothing strange about these tigers


What about the fact that they look severely constipated?



I really hope you’re not high right now.



That’s… a lot of bullying.


oh yes


bully me more


i feel physically harassed and it hurts


BULLYING IS THE WAY TO A TOUGHER MIND


AS THE SAYING GOES, WHEN THE GOING GETS GOING, THE TOUGH GET TOUGH!


No, the saying is “when the going gets buff, the buff get going”.


And who’s the buff guy here?


Not you.


HEY THATSH CRAZY IM TOTALLY BUFF


Shut up and make yourself useful in the fight, will you?


OKAY FINE. DYNAMICCCC ENTRIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


lolwut?


So one well-placed kick sent this huge-rear end tiger FLYING BACK?


Now that’s the kind of power I like.


*wink*


On second thought? Eww.



Whoa, now that’s pretty cool.


What even is that?


It’s a pretty simple technique really


throw some weed in the air and breathe out with a lighter


and there you have it


Stoner Style: Weed Ignition


...Let’s play a drinking game. Whenever Kakashi says something about weed, take a sip.


Let’s see who’s dead by intoxication in the morning.


ahuhuhuhuhuuuuuuh


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Are there even villagers in the Forest of Death?


No lol


Wait, but we just made a big mess.


Doesn’t that mean you’ll have to clean it up again?


...


crap.


AAAANYWAYS NEXT INSTANCE


So, uh, what are these giant leeches doing here?


Uh…


FLASHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Hey, there’s a team down there!


You guys must be pretty su3ky if you’re just standing in the open like that.


oh poo poo an enemy


Don’t worry guys, I got this.


Say, you guys wanna…


Buy some bugs?


What did you say?


Too late.



OH GOD NOT BUGS


EWW GET IT OFF GET IT OFF


IM AFRAID OF BUGS


AAAAAAAAAAALKSDHGI:WSFKHXGOWAILRSK>HXGLFJ



...


...Um, Shino?


Yes?


Dude, I know we needed a scroll but


Did we really need to shove bugs up those guys’ rear ends?


No. No we didn’t.


Shino, sometimes you scare me dude.


What’s the matter? I just like giving out free samples.


Am I bugging you?


PRESENT TIME


...How in the gently caress do you get away with these things?


Because the authorities are either really stup1d, like Guy, or always high, like Kakashi.


They don’t call this the Idiot Village for nothing.


HEY! WHO SAID I WAS STUP1D?


I KNOW LOTS OF STUFF! I KNOW HOW TO KICK PEOPLE SO HARD THEY LAND IN A FILLER INSTANCE!


...Not again.



Okay Shino, how do we kill these things?


The same way we kill everything.


Give them some free samples of bugs.



Wait, so you’re overdosing your bugs with bugs?


Bug-ception.


Hahahahaha


That’s lame. Let me show you how a real buff man takes out bugs.



Now this little ditty, I call “The Flyswatter”.


Pretty cool, huh? I know, I surprised myself too.


I am pretty awesome, after all.





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Oh yeah, didn’t I get that new move?


yeah you did


super stone fist jutsu



You mean “buff guy attack”?


Alright Guy, show me how to do the Buff Guy attack!


Well it’s simple, really. It’s just some magic.


Wait, you’re telling me that I can do MAGIC?


Hang on, I gotta try this.


Burger steak and roasted meat – that’s the stuff I wanna eat! COME ON, FOOD!


...


Hey, I think my magic’s busted


YOU IDIOT! YOUR MAGIC IS COMBAT MAGIC! THAT’SH HOW ALL THE NINJASH MAGICS ARE!


Oh, so it’s like badrearend fighting magic then?


So how do I do my buff guy attack?


YOU MUST SHOUT “SUPER STONE FIST JUTSU!” WITH ALL YOUR HEART AND SPIRIT!


AND THEN MAKE SOME ASIAN HAND SIGNS WITH YOUR HANDS.


Okay, lemme try.


SUPER STONER FISTER JUSTU!


...


...


...

...


...Nothing happened. And I looked like an IDIOT just now!


You really ARE an idiot. It’s “Super Stone Fist Jutsu”, not “Super Stoner Fister Justu”.


Pronounce it right, and this time don’t add an “er” at the end of every word!


All right! SUPER STONE FIST JUTSU! BUFF GUY ATTACK GO!



Whoa, whoa! How did you guys just get shields? And why did I jump in the air and make that earthquake?


And how did I just wipe the floor with those guys?


This is pretty cool!


SEE, THIS IS THE KIND OF POWER YOU HAVE INSIDE OF YOU, IDONTCARE!


But why does it have to be called “Super Stone Fist Jutsu”?


Why can’t I shout something awesome, like “It’s Buff Guy time!” or something cool like that!


JESUS YOU’RE SO NITPICKY IDONTCARE


Shut up.


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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life





You know, I’m really glad we got over the skipped parts.


Not doing any work at all is nice, but at the same time, Dosu’s still screenshots were getting annoying.


you know they skip the finals of the exam too right


...Crap.


So after that can we fire Dosu?


He’s turning this thing into a huge piece of Dosu propaganda.


HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY DOSU!


maybe


idk


depends on how busy our schedules end up being so whatever


Time to clear up my schedule then…


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Dosu best make a topic regarding Dosu's birthday.


Because if not...well...yeah


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That ANBU Captain is... not the type of person I'd want as my boss xD

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On 2018-06-11 11:12:28Show this Author Only
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Hire Resilliance next after you fire Dosu

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  • Naked Snake On 2018-06-11 11:12:28
  • Hire Resilliance next after you fire Dosu

Maybe if we don't bail out of laziness before the Sasori arc.

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On 2018-06-12 07:52:12Show this Author Only
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Happy Birthday Dosu!!! right?!? lool


*Cough* Happy early birthday! Best wishes XD




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