So if Dosu decides he's not an idiot he'll fight against his true blood family. But it's okay since they're not really related.
Naruto is still being a bit of a * and sends Dosu off to stop a rebellion in the Smoke Village, which is where your henchmen are from. So you go over there and fight them but since you're the main character you use your sharp deadly Melody Arm very carefully and not lethally.
So because you're such a bro and didn't kill everyone they decide you're cool even though you're still directly oppressing them.
So you go back, and Naruto decides you're cool and sends you to do some other stuff. You meet up with Dosu's waifu who is actually his cousin but it's okay since you don't know that yet
At this point you do a bunch of other random stuff and I honestly can't remember the reason behind them but it involves Shadow Clone Jutsu, furries, and sixty tons of candy corn. and eventually you go to the Sound Village and face this like gauntlet of your Sound family.
Ooh and this is where things get interesting man! First you go SMACK Tayuya into line
but not too hard because she is precious and needs to be protected according to a derps life
Then you go face off Sakon and Ukon, and they're like
"I WILL MAKE OTOGAKURE GREAT AGA-"
*Dosu knocks them off the cliff*
Then you face off Jirobo and he spends like the entire time just eating food and getting fatter
And lastly it's Kidomaru.
*cue Kidomaru throwing projectiles and shooting arrows endlessly, riddling Zaku with wounds*
Dosu: So are you gonna actually do anything that's not a cheap shot?
Kidomaru: SILENCE! THIS GOES ON FOR 20 TURNS!
Orochimaru turns out to be like a frickin Grimer or something so you b!tchslap him and he dies
So yaaay! You won the war and you're about to celebrate when all of a sudden...
Kabuto: "HEY DOSU"
Dosu: *screaming internally*
Kabuto: I said HEY! WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY
Dosu: Hello Kabuto...
Kabuto: HOW U DOIN?
Dosu: a lot worse now
Kabuto: IMMA KILL U NOW
Kabuto: IMMA KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE, DOSU. AND THEN ILL FEAST ON YOUR CORPSES. MAKING SURE TO SAVOR YOUR JUICY BICEPS.
Dosu: yeah that's great. Hey yo Zaku!
Zaku: What's up b!tches!?
Dosu: Ice this fool!
Zaku: But that's Kin's job!
When I think about it now, I don't really know what the hell happened in this game. So overall I'd rate it a "Gahd@mnit, Zaku blew his arms off again" over a "why did Kin miss a 95% hit chance twice in a row?"
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